CBCP releases master list of everything they disapprove of

**birdpoop** · May 24th, 2011 02:00 PM

Buti na lang di ako mahilig sa chocolates!

The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) has released a list of 1,829 acts that it says, “attack the moral fiber of Filipino life.”

Included in the list is the “consumption and distribution of chocolatey products.” The CBCP explains, “Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac. It encourages promiscuity, which leads to abortions! … Chocolate is cancerous!”

Also on mentioned is the “wearing of inappropriate attire, such as bikinis, mini skirts, and any clothing that exposes a woman’s head.” This is based on the Bible’s 1 Corinthians 11:2-16, which states that if a woman fails to keep her head covered, she should be shaved bald.

Fr. Melvin Castro, Executive Director of the CBCP Episcopal Commission on Family and Life, said at a press conference, “The list clarifies the Church’s position as savior of the Filipino race.”

He said, “As God-appointed leaders, we consider it our duty to tell people how evil they are, and how they can avoid the fires of hell just by doing what we tell them to do.”

Source: CBCP releases master list of everything they disapprove of - Mosquito Press :bleh:

**Monseratto** · May 24th, 2011 02:09 PM

Mosquito Press is a political satire site, ... nice joke.

From above source...

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**renzo_d10** · May 24th, 2011 02:13 PM

they're stupid. they can all die.

thats all i have to say.

**oliver1013** · May 24th, 2011 02:17 PM

Langya nawala antok ko ah

**jhnkvn** · May 24th, 2011 03:22 PM

Wait, last time I remember it was the Church who sent out Crusades to kill Muslims.. at that point, they regarded it as "right"

Nakita ko lang disapproval nila sa "chocolates" eh wala na ako paki