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    September 29th, 2004 03:29 PM #1
    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    BMW
    Bought My Wife

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Fix It All the Time

    FORD
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    SAAB
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless

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    September 29th, 2004 04:16 PM #2
    DAEWOO

    Does Anybody Even Want One? Owful!(sic)

    HONDA Boy Racer:

    Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

    KIA PRIDE

    Keep It Away, Poor Resale Is Depressing Everyone

    MAZDA

    Maybe Adjective "Zoomy" Doesn't Apply

    MITSUBISHI

    Maybe If They'd Stayed Under Benz, I'd Surely Have I.

    NISSAN

    Now I See Snow! Aircon Nice!

    TOYOTA

    Tired Of Your Old Time Autos?

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...
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    October 4th, 2009 10:56 AM #3
    :hysterical:
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    October 4th, 2009 01:36 PM #4
    Natawa si Renz sa nahukay nya........
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    October 4th, 2009 01:47 PM #5
    ^^ Natawa ako dahil hinukay ko 'to.



    Joke lang. :hysterical:
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    October 4th, 2009 02:43 PM #6
    Lupit ng mga +1 mo ah :evillaugh:
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    October 4th, 2009 06:01 PM #7
    tindi 2004 pa to ha! hahaha
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    October 4th, 2009 06:06 PM #8
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    October 4th, 2009 06:35 PM #9
    sensya na.. inde ko masakyan...
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    October 4th, 2009 07:06 PM #10
    QQ questionable quality hehehehhe
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