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July 13th, 2007 03:20 PM #1
[SIZE="5"]BREAKING NEWS: POPE GOT CAUGHT FOR SPEEDING.[/SIZE]
AP News report July 11, 2007
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the
driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimd," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: " The Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The President?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,
"What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."
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July 13th, 2007 04:07 PM #5
you really had me in this one.
buti na lang di si God yun kundi lagot tayong lahat.Damn, son! Where'd you find this?
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July 13th, 2007 06:39 PM #8
it's an old "pope joke" actually (not necessarily pertaining to the current pope benedict). but still a good one.
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that may be, but we all got plastic, young and old. we asked the lto guy, "papel ba po, o...
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