hehehe. nice one.

i remember something and like to share it with you.

there was a couple. the husband was sick and the wife was attending him.

Husband: I think I'm going to die. I can feel it.

Wife: Don't say that.

Husband: I really feel it. So I need to make a confession.

Wife: There is no need.

Husband: I need to. Did you know that I've been cheating on you ever since we're married?

Wife: I know.

Husband: How did you know?

Wife: I'm the one who poisoned you...