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    February 11th, 2011 10:34 AM #1
    Paano pag mabatas iyan sa 'pinas?

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/...n-41f21e0.html

    Malawians voice anger against farting bill
    Yesterday, 12:27 am


    The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

    The bill will also attempt to deal with citizens who hinder the burial of dead bodies as well as people who pretend to be fortune tellers.

    Many feel that there are better issues that the government needs to discuss. Local Topsi Ganzalesi said: "We can't allow that. We all fart. Where do they think we could go and fart? That is no issue to debate upon."

    College student, Matthews Phiri, was not alone in saying he could not understand how the government hoped to enforce the new law - adding to widespread criticism that the new law is a giant waste of public funds.

    "We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said.
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    February 11th, 2011 01:49 PM #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Paano pag mabatas iyan sa 'pinas?

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/...n-41f21e0.html
    Kakatawa nga ito, narinig ko sa news kagabi dapat mag protesta sila, sabay sabay sila umutot sa mukha kung sino man ang may panukala niyan
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    February 11th, 2011 02:20 PM #3
    pwede sa pinas yan. mababawasa ang pollution sa paligid.........:hysterical:
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    February 11th, 2011 02:36 PM #4
    bawal na rin kumain ng kamote
    Damn, son! Where'd you find this?
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    February 11th, 2011 02:54 PM #5
    minsan may umutot sa jampacked na northbound MRT. kumalat yung amoy!
    biglang may sumigaw...."PI naman eh. mamatay na umutot!"

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    February 11th, 2011 04:14 PM #6
    grabe naman, kayo na nga lang itong nakiki-amoy kayo pa tong galit..
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    February 12th, 2011 12:54 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    dapat mag protesta sila, sabay sabay sila umutot sa mukha kung sino man ang may panukala niyan
    That's utoterrorism!
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    February 12th, 2011 08:12 PM #8
    This is plain stupidity.....

    Politicians should get serious....
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    February 12th, 2011 08:37 PM #9
    This is comedy but it's time to get serious Philippines!
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    February 12th, 2011 09:12 PM #10
    Yan ba yung kasabihan na "hangin ang nasa utak"?

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    February 12th, 2011 09:36 PM #11
    Kung pipigilan mo naman, baka lumabas sa bibig......nagiging dighay.
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