Angat Pinoy!

[baiskee]

> Along a highway in Pampanga:
> "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
>
> On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
> "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
>
> In a Baguio grocery:
> "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
>
> In Cubao:
> "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
>
> Along Luneta Boulevard:
> "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
>
> On Jeepney and Bus signs:
> "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
>
> On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
> "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
>
> On a delivery truck:
> "NOT FOR HERE"
>
> On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
> "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
>
> On a street in San Juan:
> "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA *** RITO"
>
> A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
> "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
>
> At a men's comfort room, above a urinalmaybe from UP Diliman dorm)
> "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"
>
> At a const ruction site in Mandaluyong:
> "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
>
> Somewhere along San Andres:
> "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"
>
> Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
> "DON'T PARKING!!!"
>
> At an eatery in Cebu:
> "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!"
>
> Sa pader ng Intramuros:
> "MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!"
> And this is the best of them all...para sa mga abugado ito.... (no offends
> ha?)
>
> On a building somewhere in the Philippines:
> "NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."

[empy]

Originally posted by baiskee
> On a street in San Juan:
> "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA *** RITO"

:bwahaha:

napaka-specific naman...paano kung hindi binalot? does that mean it's ok? :bwahaha:

[mazdamazda]

Originally posted by baiskee
> Along a highway in Pampanga:
> "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

nilagayan na nila ito ng "&"

:D

[pajerokid]

harharhar!!!

[nickbay]

quote:
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Originally posted by baiskee
> Along a highway in Pampanga:
> "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

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Originally posted by mazdamazda
nilagayan na nila ito ng "&"

:D

Ibig sabihin bagong gawa din yong antique furniture nila?..hehe

[pissword]

hahahaha takte totoo ba yan sir mazda??

pero yung fresh frozen fish nakakita na ako nyan hahahaa

[mbt]

bwahaha... :bwahaha:

eto malupit talaga, muntik ko nang mabangga yung sasakyan sa katatawa nung nakita ko yung karatula ng isang roadside salon:

"HAIRY BONDING -- P500" :bwahaha: (di ko na maalala yung exact amount hehe)

putek yan!

[karlbo]

buwahahahaha di ba ang ANGAT PINOY kay ERAP?... kaya naman pala.... heheeheheh :D

[kiper]

Tinatawanan niyo naman agad ang kakulangan ng Pinoy..kayo talaga hehe

[mbt]

sabihin mong hindi ka natawa nung binabasa mo yang mga kwento na yan hehehehe

[5Speed]

hehehe.... mas masaya sana kung me pics....hehehe

[karlbo]

kips- huwag mong pigilan ang tawa mo baka sa iba lumabas yan! waheheheh :D

[Ungas]

Hinde! Naiiyak ako sa katatawa! :bwahaha:

[Kicker15]

Originally posted by mbt
bwahaha... :bwahaha:

eto malupit talaga, muntik ko nang mabangga yung sasakyan sa katatawa nung nakita ko yung karatula ng isang roadside salon:

"HAIRY BONDING -- P500" :bwahaha: (di ko na maalala yung exact amount hehe)

putek yan!

lupit namang bondig nyan. bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

[doublea]

quote:
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Originally posted by mbt
bwahaha...

eto malupit talaga, muntik ko nang mabangga yung sasakyan sa katatawa nung nakita ko yung karatula ng isang roadside salon:

"HAIRY BONDING -- P500" (di ko na maalala yung exact amount hehe)

putek yan!
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Baka gagawin kang Gorilya...Pero pagbabayarin ka pa...bwahahahaha!