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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    > Along a highway in Pampanga:
    > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
    >
    > On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
    > "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
    >
    > In a Baguio grocery:
    > "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
    >
    > In Cubao:
    > "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
    >
    > Along Luneta Boulevard:
    > "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
    >
    > On Jeepney and Bus signs:
    > "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
    >
    > On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
    > "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
    >
    > On a delivery truck:
    > "NOT FOR HERE"
    >
    > On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
    > "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
    >
    > On a street in San Juan:
    > "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA *** RITO"
    >
    > A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
    > "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
    >
    > At a men's comfort room, above a urinalmaybe from UP Diliman dorm)
    > "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"
    >
    > At a const ruction site in Mandaluyong:
    > "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
    >
    > Somewhere along San Andres:
    > "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"
    >
    > Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
    > "DON'T PARKING!!!"
    >
    > At an eatery in Cebu:
    > "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!"
    >
    > Sa pader ng Intramuros:
    > "MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!"
    > And this is the best of them all...para sa mga abugado ito.... (no offends
    > ha?)
    >
    > On a building somewhere in the Philippines:
    > "NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."

  2. Join Date
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    #2
    Originally posted by baiskee
    > On a street in San Juan:
    > "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA *** RITO"
    :bwahaha:

    napaka-specific naman...paano kung hindi binalot? does that mean it's ok? :bwahaha:

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    #3
    Originally posted by baiskee
    > Along a highway in Pampanga:
    > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
    nilagayan na nila ito ng "&"

    :D

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    #4
    harharhar!!!

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    #5
    quote:
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    Originally posted by baiskee
    > Along a highway in Pampanga:
    > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------



    Originally posted by mazdamazda
    nilagayan na nila ito ng "&"

    :D
    Ibig sabihin bagong gawa din yong antique furniture nila?..hehe

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    hahahaha takte totoo ba yan sir mazda??

    pero yung fresh frozen fish nakakita na ako nyan hahahaa

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    bwahaha... :bwahaha:

    eto malupit talaga, muntik ko nang mabangga yung sasakyan sa katatawa nung nakita ko yung karatula ng isang roadside salon:

    "HAIRY BONDING -- P500" :bwahaha: (di ko na maalala yung exact amount hehe)

    putek yan!

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    #8
    buwahahahaha di ba ang ANGAT PINOY kay ERAP?... kaya naman pala.... heheeheheh :D

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    #9
    Tinatawanan niyo naman agad ang kakulangan ng Pinoy..kayo talaga hehe

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    #10
    sabihin mong hindi ka natawa nung binabasa mo yang mga kwento na yan hehehehe

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