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    TEACHER : Why are you late?

    BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?

    BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

    BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?

    BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong

    BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

    BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?

    BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.

    BALGOBIN : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

    CLASS : Balgobin!


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    BALGOBIN : Me!


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?

    BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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    BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

    FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

    BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.


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    TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

    BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.

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    TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

    BALGOBIN : I is...

    TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

    BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

    BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,same time."

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    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

    BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


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    BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

    BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

    BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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    TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

    BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?


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    TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

    BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


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    TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    BALGOBIN : A teacher
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  2. Join Date
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    #2
    idol! hehehe... nakakatuwa...

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    #3
    hahaha galing galing

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    #4
    hahaha galing galing, specially this part

    BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

    FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

    BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.

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    #5
    Teacher: Mr. KimpOy! why are late??? "Did You Walk" or "Did You Run"?!?!

    KimpOy: ah...eh... "Ma'am Did You Walk" po!

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    #6
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by boybi
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    TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

    BALGOBIN : I is...

    TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

    BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


    eto paborito ko...hahaha... nagmamarunong kasi tong teacher na to eh.

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    #7
    pareho tayo baiskee!

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    TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!



    hahahahahaha.... funny sobra

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    #9
    made me smile ;) nice one bro

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    #10
    :bwahaha:

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