for all the fathers out there :( :P

**chieffy** · May 1st, 2005 06:10 PM

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
nicely
made and everything picked up. Then he saw an envelope, addressed to
"Dad",
prominently propped up on the center of the bed.

With trembling hands and the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and
read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan.

She is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos and tight
motorcycle
clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant. Joan said that we
will
be very happy. Even though you don't care for her, as she is so much
older
than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood
for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me, and
that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be
growing it for us, and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure
for AIDS so Joan can get better. She sure deserves! it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care
of
myself. Someday, I'm sure, we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know
your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card, that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.