ACRONYM & Abbreviation

[LeBRONghini6]

BMW
Bought My Wife
Brings More Women

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

FORD
Found On Road Dead
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration

[LeBRONghini6]

GM
General Maintenance
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable

GMC
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

[LeBRONghini6]

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

[myk384]

KDM - Korean Domestic Market
USDM - United States Domestic Market
PHDM - Philippine Domestic Market
NISMO - Nissan Motorsport International Limited

[Retz]

TCI

Toyota Cubao Incorporated

[Retz]

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America


BMW
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive


FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump


GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived


HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good


PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid


VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[Noel Salisipan]

Dami nyan Retz a!
(thanks for your never ending contribution!

[Noel Salisipan]

How about RICE?
Sa "Baduy" car Thread ko yata nabasa!

[Ry_Tower]

How about RICE?
Sa "Baduy" car Thread ko yata nabasa!

Google is your ally on this!

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement

Urban Dictionary: rice car

[jick.cejoco]

PONTIAC-po' ol' niggah thinks it's a cadillac
YGWYPF-you get what you pay for