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View Poll Results: Be honest, have you already done anything on the list?

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  1. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #1
    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ***ual favors".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

    8. Dont use any punctuation marks

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Ask people what *** they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

    13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

    19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    20. Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell.

  2. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    816
    #2
    Hahaha...
    Meron ako nito nakakatawa ito.. minsan out of desperation ginawa ko yung number 1 pero walang huminto..

    (naaalala ko na wala palang Radar ang mga pulis) hahahahaha

  3. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    15,528
    #3
    Originally posted by boknoyxtrm2001
    Hahaha...
    Meron ako nito nakakatawa ito.. minsan out of desperation ginawa ko yung number 1 pero walang huminto..

    (naaalala ko na wala palang Radar ang mga pulis) hahahahaha


    hahahaha. ni kidding? buti hindi ka napagkamalang sinto-sinto....

  4. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    816
    #4
    Happy_G,

    Di naman nila nalalaman na nababaliw na ako hahahahahaa....

    Wala lang.. ot of desperation para matawa lang ako sa sarili ko ginawa ko....

  5. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    1,761
    #5
    ganyan talaga yang si Bok..
    funny!!

  6. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    2,377
    #6
    :D

  7. Join Date
    Mar 2003
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    59
    #7
    Magegets ba ng mga tao sa mcdo yung joke sa #11.)??

  8. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    29,354
    #8

  9. Join Date
    Apr 2007
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    #9
    astig yung # 19. anu kaya magiging reaction ng mga anak mo? hehe

  10. Join Date
    Jul 2007
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    56,673
    #10
    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
    I've done this several times. Sometimes I don't go out for months when I feel like being a hermit.

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