Movie: PATIENT X

[ghosthunter]

I got to watch this movie over the weekend and it was one of the WORST movies I have seen. I have watched "B" rated movies and movies made by the SciFy channel that have better production and direction.

Heck, even some **** movies I have watched had a better script!

The film cutting/sequencing of scene was as if done by a high school student on some old betamax machines. The characters' motivation were so fuzzy (at least the vampires' motivation is clear).

Heck! Even the "final" battled (note: in the night and raining) between the lead character played by Richard and the vampire "leader" was pathetic as well as the sudden cut into a end scene where Cristine says goodbye to Richard where is was suddenly in the middle of the morning and everything was dry including their clothes.

Probably the only reason why anyone would watch this movie is as an example if NOT what to do when making a movie.

[ghosthunter]

http://yamlaranas.blogspot.com/2009/...-x-teaser.html

[Reepicheep]

lol haha. Sir that was brave of you to actually dare watch such film. Sorry for my rather harsh comment but Filipino shows (including those noon time shows) are generally a waste of time and money.

Richard Gutierrez FTW!

[ghosthunter]

lol haha. Sir that was brave of you to actually dare watch such film. Sorry for my rather harsh comment but Filipino shows (including those noon time shows) are generally a waste of time and money.

Richard Gutierrez FTW!

Unfortunately for me, it was my date who suggested the movie. If it was up to me, I would have preferred to watch Jeniffer's Body.

gahhhh!!! ... what guys do in the name of lust .... este ... love!

[innoBOB[09JmtG]]

obvious naman, basta mga gutierrez, mapa richard, ruffa, waste of money,

pan ******* lang yan!

[_Cathy_]

What GH does for love indeed. I wouldn't even go out with someone interested in watching Patient X

I love Jessica Zafra's review of Patient X

The Low Expectations Movie of the Week is Patient X, directed by Yam Laranas, starring Richard Gutierrez and Cristine Reyes. It exceeded my expectations: It’s a riot!

Richard (The Nestle Twins are back!) is a doctor whose family was eaten by aswang. We know he’s a doctor because he’s always defibrillating someone, and we know he’s serious because his expression says, “I am acting so hard right now.” Twenty years later he is summoned to his hometown by the police who have arrested one of the aswang, Cristine. We know she’s an aswang because she hasn’t aged in 20 years, and we know she’s a ***y star because before she eats people she rubs up against them.

Angry policeman TJ Trinidad has been trying to figure out how to kill her; his attempts to electrocute, burn, and shoot her are conducted in a hospital, which violates every code of medical ethics known to man. (Their excuse: She’s not human.) Cristine has been calling for Retchard because she wants to apologize for having his family eaten by her family when he was a little boy, and now TJ wants Retchard to get her to reveal how aswangs can be killed. Like she’s going to tell them.

Meanwhile Cristine’s family led by the head aswang who looks like a young Peque Gallaga (except that Peque’s horror movies were actually scary—see manananggal chasing Vice Mayor Herbert Bistek in the woods) is trying to break into the hospital, and we know they’re aswang because they growl like rabid dogs (No! Not Old Yeller! Huhuhu).

So the aswang try knocking on the door pretending to need medical assistance. . .and Richard opens the door! Major mayhem ensues, and I hope you bring your night vision goggles because the projector at SM Megamall needs a new bulb or something.
Best review overheard in SM Megamall: “Kawawa naman si Cristine, binaha na nga, napunta pa sa pelikulang ‘to.” (Poor Cristine, bad enough her house was flooded but she has to be in this movie.)

I suddenly remembered that Sesame Street cartoon Cowboy X. Cowboy X, yee-haa! marks everyone in Sniddler’s Gulch with X’s so the desperate populace turns to a little boy who asks him politely to stop marking the town with X’s. “Why shore,” says Cowboy X, “From now on I’ll be known as Cowboy O!” And the citizens of Sniddler’s Gulch were happy, because they weren’t really very bright.

[ghosthunter]

obvious naman, basta mga gutierrez, mapa richard, ruffa, waste of money,

pan ******* lang yan!

Not even ******* worthy... that is how bad it is. :puke1:

[innoBOB[09JmtG]]

^hehe. kahit kasi alang kuwentang movie pinag tototrrent ko, at baka dumating ang oras na ity mapanuod, kahit ng ibang tao man