Bimby stuns Kris: ‘You had *** with two men?

[Monseratto]

"Does this make you a slut or a whore, Mama?"

Bimby stuns Kris: ?You had *** with two men??

What was that again, Bimb?

“Mama, so Kuya (Josh) and I have different papas, right? So that means you had *** with two men?”

Yes, kids say the darndest things, but this might as well be something Kris Aquino just needed to hear—from her dearest boy, no less.

A eureka moment perhaps?

And who do you think spilled the beans on this incredibly awkward moment for mom and child? You guessed it, who else, but Kris herself on her daily morning show, “KrisTV” on Wednesday, March 5.

OMG! moment

Befuddled, shocked, and zapped into an intense OMG! moment, Kris said she called an emergency helpline to the heavens on what to do or say while the wide-eyed wonder awaits for her answer.

But she said she calmly and matter-of-factly responded to her baby: 'Yeah, Bimb. I was confused, I was wrong. You should stick to one."

Distraught or panicky maybe, Kris could have thought, what on earth made Bimby ask her a question, not even her good friend Boy Abunda can dare declare? Was it because kids like Bimby have too much information on their hands—from myriads upon myriads of resources, mostly online? Or did a “yaya” make a reckless slip of the tongue? Maybe he was just too smart?

Bimby’s vow

Regardless, Kris said parents like her should be ready for that electrifying moment—when those skeletons can just be stumbled upon by your kids as they play with your closets.

“Talagang sagutin mo ng diretso,” Kris said on air.

The best thing that comes out with such candidness and openness is that both parent and child emerge more insightful, more proper, and definitely wiser.

She revealed that as a result of their intimate tete-a-tete, Bimby vowed to remain steadfast in his love and commitment to just one woman.

Kris quoted Bimby: “'Me, I'm gonna have one wife and I'm only going to sleep with one woman.”
Promise? Well, he also has to talk to dad first.

[111prez]

Nakow Bimby hindi lang dalawa but marami pa

Pati tumbling at kung ano ano pa ginawa na ng nanay mo

[lowslowbenz]

Krissy did an MMF??????

Gosh!

:D

[chua_riwap]

Nakow Bimby hindi lang dalawa but marami pa

Pati tumbling at kung ano ano pa ginawa na ng nanay mo

di nga ba't nagkatulo pa yang si kris courtesy of mayor walis tingting.

baka next baby nya maitim na.

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[cardict]

Nakow Bimby hindi lang dalawa but marami pa

Pati tumbling at kung ano ano pa ginawa na ng nanay mo

Kaya nga daw may balak si tetay ni ilipat si bimby ng skul,kasi poor sa math

[chua_riwap]

sino ba mga na-link kay kris aside from ipe, si tsong, james?



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[lowslowbenz]

^

si holden .... joke!

[Gumusut_Amige]

^basta ang alam ko mahilig sa basketball player si kris... patrimonio, tsong, j yap!
na-link din sya kay binoe, diether, bossing at gabby. ang maganda kay kris pag gusto nya ang guy ay sya ang gumagawa ng move??? tama ba tsikoteers?

[joemarski]

kris to bimby:

"huwag ka ng mainggit anak... ipapa- *** change kita para paglakwe mho,
pwede ka na ring manlalakwe! o, bongga di ba, hihihihi?!?" :hysterical:

[chua_riwap]

^basta ang alam ko mahilig sa basketball player si kris... patrimonio, tsong, j yap!
na-link din sya kay binoe, diether, bossing at gabby.

malou na........

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[Red Advent 04]

nyehehe sarap siguro ni kris kaya ganun..

[macsd]

nyehehe sarap siguro ni kris kaya ganun..

Paano sasarap ang macholesterol unless lechon o sisig. And when your doing her, papasok sa isip mo may STD ito. :rofl:

[joemarski]

nyehehe sarap siguro ni kris kaya ganun..

masarap nga siguro 'yan...

baka sa sobrang lou- whang, eh puwede ng pumalakpak sa loob! :hysterical:

[NiCe2KnowU]

nyehehe sarap siguro ni kris kaya ganun..

masarap yan tsong
sobrang busy ba naman wala nang hugas hugas
may sawsawan kana mangga nalang ang kulang! :hysterical:

[cardict]

^basta ang alam ko mahilig sa basketball player si kris... patrimonio, tsong, j yap!
na-link din sya kay binoe, diether, bossing at gabby. ang maganda kay kris pag gusto nya ang guy ay sya ang gumagawa ng move??? tama ba tsikoteers?

Oo kasi,mga basketball players,shoot muna bago dribbletry nyang ma link sa NBA players na negro,sigurado wasak ang rim nya pag dunk ni noggie

[kimbon]

^basta ang alam ko mahilig sa basketball player si kris... patrimonio, tsong, j yap!
na-link din sya kay binoe, diether, bossing at gabby. ang maganda kay kris pag gusto nya ang guy ay sya ang gumagawa ng move??? tama ba tsikoteers?

May tama ka dyan bro, meron pang na involve na boys kay kristeta. Kung may kilala kayong Atenista na ka batch mates, school mates or classmates nya, paki ask nyo ang *** adventure life ni kristeta when she was still studying in ADMU.

[stickers]

Soplak sa anak. Hahaha.

Binoe, goma, aga din di ba?


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[ghosthunter]

"Does this make you a slut or a whore, Mama?"

Bimby stuns Kris: ?You had *** with two men??

At the same time? LOL!!!

[uls]

wait til bimby finds out nagka std si kris

[monty_GTV]

bimby: mom, you had *** with two men?
kris: 'Yeah, Bimb. I was confused, I was wrong. You should stick to one."
bimby: how about uncle PNoy? does he had *** also with two women?
kris: "Yeah, Bimb. I'm sure he did. But not with two women, with his 2 hands