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[Bogeyman]

Ala eh, san ka ba manggagaling?

From Ortigas, punta ka sa Meralco Ave., follow it straight then turn left at PSC. Diretso ka hanggang makarating ka sa mga motel (pero tsaka ka na pumasok dun, hehehe.) Turn left at Danny Floro St. (formerly Canley Road), then turn right at E. Rodriguez Ave. (C5), lampas ng Suzuki Philippines. Count two U-turns sa ilalim ng flyover, you're supposed to turn left at the second U-turn, then turn right at the bridge. Anyway, when you get to Danny Floro St., you'll be in the general vicinity of Bagong Ilog.

Note: If you see what looks like a U-turn na diretso papuntang bridge, do not turn there. Bawal dun, may nanghuhuli. Go to the real U-turn that comes after it.

If you're coming from Libis, diretso ka lang along E. Rodriguez Ave. Take the first flyover that will get you across Ortigas Ave., pero pagdating sa second flyover papuntang Makati/Taguig, umilalim ka na. Then look for the U-turn I mentioned earlier.

If you're coming from Makati, you can take EDSA northbound, then turn right at Shaw Blvd. Diretso ka lang until you reach the motels, then turn right. Follow the road hanggang makarating ka sa E. Rodriguez Ave, tapos tawid ka lang under the flyover then turn left. Look for the bridge on your right.

When you finally get to the bridge, sundan mo yung mga jeepney dun. They'll turn right at Jollibee (one-way street naman yun), tapos diretso ka lang hanggang marating mo yung simbahan.

Hopefully someone else can give easier directions, in case nalito ka dito, hehehehe.