I think this guy should belong to Grupo MalIDIOT instead.

I was on EDSA when this gray, untinted, pormado (body kit, wheels, lowered, etc.) Honda Jazz with blazing HID's came up behind me. Grabe sumakit ang mga mata ko. I already switched to anti-glare on my interior mirror but his HID's were right smack on my driver's side exterior mirror. So I lower the window to block the mirror with my hand and I waved my hand to inform him that the glare was offensive already. I did this on and off for the better part of five minutes.

Obviously oblivious (or probably ignorant of driving signals), he did nothing and just continued driving with his lights blazing. So on my last 'mirror wave', I waved my third finger instead then changed lanes when I got past those pesky EDSA buses na nakabalagbag sa daan.

Guess what the idiot does, he tailgates me with his lights still blazing. Nananadya na talaga. Even if I re-aim the mirrors masakit sa mata. So I try to put vehicles between him and me (shield, hehehe). Nananadya talaga. Nung huli, hindi na siya nakasingit sa buffer ko. What he does is cut me off to show me his finger, too. What was he thinking trying to block a rig double his size? Hindi din ata nag-aral ng physics ito.

So I just play it cool and fall back a few cars behind. Naghahanap ako ng mobile or ng motorcycle cop which could possibly be used in apprehending the perpetrator. Pero wala na akong makita that time. When my U-turn slot came, I slowed down, he slowed down too! Pero hindi pala mag-u-u-turn. Hayun muntik nang mabangga ng mga u-turning vehicles. Hahahaha.

IDIOT TALAGA.

Ingat na lang kayo mga peeps. Mukhang nagpapa-impress sa kasama niyang chick (silog?), eh.