Pangsindak lines sa mga nanghuhuli

[hanzie911]

Tanong ko lang, ano mga effective lines na nagamit nyo na pag pinara kayo ng mga buwaya? And follow up question, kung mamahalin car dala mo like an Expedition or Range Rover paparahin ka parin ba? Or mas unlikely?

[cast_no_shadow]

Most likely pag luxury car/suv as i observed hindi gaano pinapara, like sa EDSA pansin ko ang mga gumagamit ng yellow lane, minsan nga swerving pa sila dadaanan lang ang mga mmda.. About sa pangsindak hmm depende kasi sa approach ng traffic enforcer sayo yan, kung ang dating is kaya mo siya sindakin magagawa at malulusuan mo yun.. Ako i tend to contest lalo na pag alam ko na hindi naman ako mali, sisindakin ko talaga.. "ano bang problema?" tipong ganun impromptu na lang minsan..

[voltscastillo]

kahit buwaya pa yan, pinara ka nyan for a reason. and that reason is may nagawa ka na mali habang nagmamaneho. napaka-bihira na lang ng paparahin ka ng walang dahilan, and if mangyari ito sayo ngayon, you can always contest this matter sa tubusan ng lisensiya.

don't be an asshole at "mangsisindak" ka. e kung ikaw yung sindakin? e kung bumunot ng baril at putukan ka sa ulo (pwede to pag walang masyado tao, hatinggabi, at walang potential witness at napikon yung pulis sa kayabangan mo)?

sure pwede makulong yung pulis... but then, you'll be dead, or a useless vegetable. wala ka na pwede sindakin sa heaven, at yung GF/asawa mo hahanap ng iba. is it really worth it para mapahiya lang ang isang pulis.

my opinion... be professional lang. be polite. kahit parang tinatarando ka na.

and yes, bihira parahin ang mga expedition. big cars like the camry and accord bihira din parahin.

[cast_no_shadow]

"pinara ka nyan for a reason. and that reason is may nagawa ka na mali habang nagmamaneho"

afaik there are times they flag down vehicles without any violations, lalo sa manila yung mga MTPB grabe yang mga yan hanggat magagatasan ka gagatasan ka. for an instance along abad santos nataon pagtawid ko ng intersection nag dilaw yung ilaw, as i crossed the other side of the intersection pinara na ako, tinabi ko yung oto.. then here comes the MTPB dapat daw huminto na ako.. i asked him why? kelan pa naging stop yung dilaw? and meron bang beating the yellow light? he keeps on arguing to the point na pinagbigyan na ako.. sabay bawi na "Ay sir wala ka pala seatbelt violation yan" sabi ko hanep naman, from beating the yellow light ngayon seatbelt? c'mon! to think tinanggal ko yung seatbelt ko after tinabi ko yung oto.. panalo diba? minsan malalamangan ka pag hindi ka lumaban eh.. about your reply regarding the policeman of course babastusin mo ba naman ang pulis? syempre hindi, yet il be polite not to the point na para kang aaanga anga..

[foresterx]

if i was doing some thing wrong, what i do is just say sorry and be polite and hope that the officer will just let me go with a warning. pero if i didn't do any thing wrong then i will of course argue with the officer but in a diplomatic way, unless mayabang at naninidak na yung nang huli sakin eh ibang usapan na yon. what i usually say is sino ka ba, ano position mo, san ka naka assign at sino head officer mo? when i say that medyo nag dadalawang isip na agad kahit pulis pa.

[cast_no_shadow]

if i was doing some thing wrong, what i do is just say sorry and be polite and hope that the officer will just let me go with a warning. pero if i didn't do any thing wrong then i will of course argue with the officer but in a diplomatic way, unless mayabang at naninidak na yung nang huli sakin eh ibang usapan na yon. what i usually say is sino ka ba, ano position mo, san ka naka assign at sino head officer mo? when i say that medyo nag dadalawang isip na agad kahit pulis pa.

usually you can do this kung may kilala ka din na pulis na mataas ang posisyon, kalakaran na rin kasi yan padri-padrino..

[hanzie911]

Oo nga nahuli kasi kami twice recently sa pasay. Yung first inabotan nalng P500 kasi pauwi na kami Baguio. Yung second Nakakaasar yung humuli sa may NAIA, nagsermon tapos masama talaga tono so sabi namin ticket nalang and kinuha license. Grabe antagal mga 5 mins tumawag pa pala ng magtiticket. Tapos dumiretso na kame Baguio, sabi nung uncle ko bahala na daw sa kanila na yung license kukuha nalang daw sya driver. Sabi ko kasi abotan ko nalang P300 ayaw nung uncle ko, ewan bat tinopak. Anyway, ano ba mga magagandang technique para makalusot. Tinry namin yung promdi kame excuse hindi effective eh, mukhang mas confident pa sila na huthutan kame. San ba nakakakuha ng mga calling card? Nabibili ba yun? Hehehe... I'm planning to move to Manila kasi pero natatakot na ako ngayon magdrive jan iba kasi ang kalsada dito sa Baguio e. Suggestions lang po or tips. Thanks for the replies

[cast_no_shadow]

Madali magkaron ng calling cards, i got bunch of them pati nga may hawak ng payroll ng mga mmda enforcers binigyan ako ng friend ko. Ang hirap lang diyan paano mo papanindigan pag pinakita mo sa enforcer, lalo na kung hindi mo naman talaga kilala yung asa calling card, lets say patawagan sayo dun lang magkakaalaman.. I suggest know your rights, kung mali ka then wag ka na magpaka arogante, and yun nga be polite yet wag mo ipakita namedyo mahina ka madaling takutin at perahan.. sa daan kasi pera pera na eh, hanap buhay na ang maghuli at kumuha ng lagay sa hinuli.. kudos!

[sgt_taga]

i find this thread really amazing. ts is actually asking how to be a goon and posted on goon squad. one even seconded. tsk tsk

anyhow, voltc and foresterx are on the dot. nuff said.

[kotiko]

i find this thread really amazing. ts is actually asking how to be a goon and posted on goon squad. one even seconded. tsk tsk

anyhow, voltc and foresterx are on the dot. nuff said.

Haha I agree :D

[cast_no_shadow]

To the Mods then ilipat kung san folder siya dapat..
hmmnn some people are so hypocrite as if hindi nila ginagawa yun tinatanong ng TS.. tsk tsk.. pax!

[kontrabulatekid]

i find this thread really amazing. ts is actually asking how to be a goon and posted on goon squad. one even seconded. tsk tsk

anyhow, voltc and foresterx are on the dot. nuff said.

haha, took the words right outta my mouth.

i can't believe hanggang ngayon may naglalagay pa sa pulis. panay angal natin sa corruption pero tayo mismo naglalagay. if you participate then you contribute to the problem.

walang counterflow! walang wangwang!

[foresterx]

Madali magkaron ng calling cards, i got bunch of them pati nga may hawak ng payroll ng mga mmda enforcers binigyan ako ng friend ko. Ang hirap lang diyan paano mo papanindigan pag pinakita mo sa enforcer, lalo na kung hindi mo naman talaga kilala yung asa calling card, lets say patawagan sayo dun lang magkakaalaman.. I suggest know your rights, kung mali ka then wag ka na magpaka arogante, and yun nga be polite yet wag mo ipakita namedyo mahina ka madaling takutin at perahan.. sa daan kasi pera pera na eh, hanap buhay na ang maghuli at kumuha ng lagay sa hinuli.. kudos!

this is the best advice, never argue na lang. and most of the time the officers will just let you go with a warning if you we're nice to them.

also best thing to do if you go through the same route every day, know the traffic enforcers that are assigned in that place, usually every day sila sila lang din ang nan don and never change. what i do is babatiin ko lang sila and konting kwentuhan tapos minsan abot 50 pesos pang miryenda, ngayon pag coding ako di na ko hinuhuli ng mmda sa edsa cubao and yellow boys sa cubao aurora kahit stop light and no left turn or u-turn pwede na din basta maluwag.

[hanzie911]

this is the best advice, never argue na lang. and most of the time the officers will just let you go with a warning if you we're nice to them.

also best thing to do if you go through the same route every day, know the traffic enforcers that are assigned in that place, usually every day sila sila lang din ang nan don and never change. what i do is babatiin ko lang sila and konting kwentuhan tapos minsan abot 50 pesos pang miryenda, ngayon pag coding ako di na ko hinuhuli ng mmda sa edsa cubao and yellow boys sa cubao aurora kahit stop light and no left turn or u-turn pwede na din basta maluwag.

NICE! Ok yung kilalanin mga enforcers a, I'll definitely try that one. And oo nga mali siguro talaga itry mangsindak and hindi ko rin siguro kaya yun at mejo takrot ako kaya nice approach nalang. Hahaha...

[renzo_d10]

To the Mods then ilipat kung san folder siya dapat..
hmmnn some people are so hypocrite as if hindi nila ginagawa yun tinatanong ng TS.. tsk tsk.. pax!

another hypocrite... tsk tsk never ka ba naglagay in any way para makalusot? salamin kailangan mo? c'mon..

Ano gusto mo palabasin ?

That drivers here in the Philippines are not disciplined enough that each and every one of them are flagged down and offered bribe ?

Ako I admit, I did pay before sa pulis. But one relative of mine didn't. You'll call him a hypocrite ? Shame on you.

Ang baba ng tingin mo sa pinoy. As if hindi ka rin pinoy.

If you call one a hypocrite for not " experiencing " such encounters then what should I call you ... ?

Ang gusto mo ata palabasin e, PEOPLE WHO GET FLAGGED DOWN SHOULD BE BRIBING INSTANTLY, IF THEY DON'T THEY'RE HYPOCRITES

Come on, some are disciplined enough to follow the law and don't give bribes.

People are not like you, or for us in that matter. Kaya don't think that others act the same way as you do. Cause they dont.

[shakatak70]

Bro. Renzo ang fhuzo mo..ingatan...

[praetor91313]

I just remembered this incident which happened about 2 weeks ago. A traffic enforcer in the middle of the Sucat Interchange was signaling for my lane to go through, and he was pumping his hand signifying I should hurry so I gunned my engine... then here comes the TE stationed on my left, the one taking care of vehicles coming from the SLEX going to Sucat: he was signaling me to stop! I quickly looked at the other TE and he was still making the "come" gesture so I ignored the one on my left.

When I was about to pass him (the one on my left), he emphatically raised his hand near my windshield so I finally decided to stop. I shook my head, thinking "Ang gulo ng mga to a."

Suddenly the TE on my left stared angrily at me like I did something wrong. Finally I've had enough and I pulled down my window and told him, "Bakit ganyan kang tumingin? Parang ako pa'ng may kasalanan a. Mag-usap nga kayo ng kasama mo. Pinapa-go nya ko. Pinapa-stop mo ko. Sino ba ang susundin ko sa inyong dalawa."

He approached me, looked inside my vehicle, then said "Kanina pa kita pinapahinto e!"

That did it.

I lost my temper and started shouting, "E magkaiba nga ang sinasabi nyo e! sino ba ang masusunod sa inyo?!" He was also raising his voice, but he kept on insisting he was signaling me to stop. Realizing I was making a scene, I finally had to say: "Ano ang pangalan mo? Saan ang opisina mo? Kayo na nga ang magulo, ikaw pa ang galit! Konting respeto naman! Hindi lahat ng dumadaan dito jeepney driver na hindi marunong sumunod!" I told him some more lines I couldn't remember.

I took out my pen and asked my wife for a piece of paper to write his name on, when he stood up and walked away. He talked to another TE manning the bridge going to the east side of the service road and he kept pointing at me. The TE there scratched his head, talked angrily to the TE I was harassing, then signalled his lane to stop. He pointed at my car then signalled me to proceed going to the SLEX. I was expecting to be pulled over when I reached their side but they never signalled me again and the TE I was talking to was going back to his post so I proceeded going to the tollbooth.

I realize I let my anger get out of hand but the way he stared at me after I stopped really was offensive. And there I was, just trying to decide which one of them I should follow...

I was thinking he realized he was wrong and just wanted me out of his hair, that's why he asked the other TE to let me through even though it wasn't our turn yet.

[hanzie911]

*shadow: pano kaya kung itry talaga yan? baka maaliw yung enforcer warning nalang

[jeDi13]

I just remembered this incident which happened about 2 weeks ago. A traffic enforcer in the middle of the Sucat Interchange was signaling for my lane to go through, and he was pumping his hand signifying I should hurry so I gunned my engine... then here comes the TE stationed on my left, the one taking care of vehicles coming from the SLEX going to Sucat: he was signaling me to stop! I quickly looked at the other TE and he was still making the "come" gesture so I ignored the one on my left.

When I was about to pass him (the one on my left), he emphatically raised his hand near my windshield so I finally decided to stop. I shook my head, thinking "Ang gulo ng mga to a."

Suddenly the TE on my left stared angrily at me like I did something wrong. Finally I've had enough and I pulled down my window and told him, "Bakit ganyan kang tumingin? Parang ako pa'ng may kasalanan a. Mag-usap nga kayo ng kasama mo. Pinapa-go nya ko. Pinapa-stop mo ko. Sino ba ang susundin ko sa inyong dalawa."

He approached me, looked inside my vehicle, then said "Kanina pa kita pinapahinto e!"

That did it.

I lost my temper and started shouting, "E magkaiba nga ang sinasabi nyo e! sino ba ang masusunod sa inyo?!" He was also raising his voice, but he kept on insisting he was signaling me to stop. Realizing I was making a scene, I finally had to say: "Ano ang pangalan mo? Saan ang opisina mo? Kayo na nga ang magulo, ikaw pa ang galit! Konting respeto naman! Hindi lahat ng dumadaan dito jeepney driver na hindi marunong sumunod!" I told him some more lines I couldn't remember.

I took out my pen and asked my wife for a piece of paper to write his name on, when he stood up and walked away. He talked to another TE manning the bridge going to the east side of the service road and he kept pointing at me. The TE there scratched his head, talked angrily to the TE I was harassing, then signalled his lane to stop. He pointed at my car then signalled me to proceed going to the SLEX. I was expecting to be pulled over when I reached their side but they never signalled me again and the TE I was talking to was going back to his post so I proceeded going to the tollbooth.

I realize I let my anger get out of hand but the way he stared at me after I stopped really was offensive. And there I was, just trying to decide which one of them I should follow...

I was thinking he realized he was wrong and just wanted me out of his hair, that's why he asked the other TE to let me through even though it wasn't our turn yet.

nung nangyari saken 'to, sinunod ko nalang yung nagpapahinto saken para iwas aksidente. baka pinapa-go ako ni TE1, tapos si TE2 may pinapa-go sa kabila na hindi ko alam. baka aksidente ang aabutin ko lang. kaya hintay nalang ako. yun lang, maiinis naman saken yung nasa likod

[hanzie911]

http://www.mmda.gov.ph/penalties.html
Uhhhmm... parehas naman fine sa 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offense... pagkatapos ng 3rd balik uli sa 1st? Wala bang suspension ng license? So parang ticket lang ng ticket? Or binibilang din nila and may suspension talaga pag 3rd?