ONLY In The PHILIPPINES...

[C24]

... where a blind person is given a permit-to-carry firearms outside of residence.
... where the batteries for volcanic eruption-sensing equipment are stolen.
... nearly every public official/employee steals and yet the people do nothing.
... criminal syndicates are protected by the supposedly law enforcers.
... where the people in the alledgedly "ONLY CHRISTIAN COUNTRY IN ASIA" don't act like Christians and is the number 2 most corrupt country in asia

[wren]

... where a blind person is given a permit-to-carry firearms outside of residence.

what the... you're kidding, right?

[KrisKros]

Only In The Philippines...wherever there is traffic there's..... fish crackers, water, soda, towels, toys, candy, cigarettes, Quale eggs, and even Pens!

Only in the Philippines, Signs or Painted walls that say, "BAWAL UMIHI DITO!"

[BlackPrince]

Only in the Pilippines:
...does the "keep intersection open" become meaningless..it's wasted paint on the pavement.
...do pedestrians interpret the GREEN LEFT TURN lights as the "WALK" light.
...when you're in the right most lane and the LEFT TURN lights turn green, it's okay to CUT OFF the cars who patiently queued up on the left lane.
...it's okay to create a new lane between the left lane and the middle lane if you don't want to queue up to turn left.
...it's the norm to ONLY try to find your parking ticket and look for the correct payment when you're already at the parking booth.
...where the rule, "OKAY LANG MANG ABALA, HUWAG LANG AKO MAABALA" is the norm.

AMEN ... !

[ILuvDetailing]

what the... you're kidding, right?

anythings possible in the Philippines

[ess]

anythings possible in the Philippines

Ninanakaw mo ata yung slogan ng GLOBE ah...

"Making things possible..."

:D

[rj_tim]

Chip, mas mabusina ang mga tao sa china, kasi second sa mandarin as national language yung pagbusina . pangatlo ay cantonese.

Only in the philippines where the yellow light is not considered as "caution : prepare to stop" but as "go faster". Kahit sa China, they follow it as "caution : prepare to stop" even when chinese are considered as worlds worst drivers.

e di dapat pala Filipinos (ayoko mag-generalize) na ang dapat tawaging "world's worst drivers?"

[rj_tim]

only in the philippines where PUV drivers use his vehicle front wheel as a URINAL BOWL

this is so true (sadly)... halos araw-araw meron nito sa l. guinto cor. quirino ave. sa malate kaya ang panghi na tuloy sa lugar na to tuwing dumadaan ako dito :mad:

[rj_tim]

...where, afaik, train accidents are usually caused by missing train tracks (stolen by people to be sold as scrap metal)
...kung saan walang natatalo sa isang eleksyon (o basketball game o kung ano pa man), kasi lagi raw nadadaya (hence, kung di ka nanalo, nadaya ka!)

[BoEinG_747]

Only In The Philippines...

where you can see your stolen vehicles .

is now using by police/military officer

[ess]

...where, afaik, train accidents are usually caused by missing train tracks (stolen by people to be sold as scrap metal)

...and where accidents are caused by gaping manholes whose covers were stolen by people to be sold as scrap metal.

[fortuner13]

what the... you're kidding, right?

totoo yan, noon term ni erap ata yan, binalita pa yan sa TV

[chua_riwap]

Only in the Philippines.......

Where Traffic Enforcers (MMDAs) don't know the difference between ODD and EVEN numbers?

I can still remember, one time, when a field reporter of Channel 2 asked one MMDA Traffic Enforcer, on the spot, to enumerate those ODD and EVEN numbers? Sagot nung MMDA? Isang mapait na ngiti at kamot ng ulo!

Nakakahiya!

[banaweonline]

what the... you're kidding, right?

oh yeah sir... very very true.

[banaweonline]

Only In The Philippines...wherever there is traffic there's..... fish crackers, water, soda, towels, toys, candy, cigarettes, Quale eggs, and even Pens!!"

...feather dusters, fishing rods, cellphone chargers, batteries, casings, gloves, basketball, binoculars, mini sewer rods, nagging head dogs and cats...
soon... cellphones, e-loads and callcards!

Only in the Philippines, Signs or Painted walls that say, "BAWAL UMIHI DITO!"

to prevent human dogs from urinating maybe...

[chua_riwap]

I've been to a lot of places but it's only here in the Philippines where you can see "metal railings/fences" (just like the ones in Ayala, Cubao, Magallanes), in the middle of the road, to separate traffic, and those private vehicles from PUVs.

Marami na nadisgrasya rito......

[wac3]

put*ng#na kanina i was passing by edsa (i came from slex then right sa edsa). pag dating ko sa intersection ng pasay road (i'm going to dasmarinas village) and edsa, there was this metrobus na nakahinto sa gitna ng edsa and while waiting for the traffic light to turn green, the "konduktor" went down and took a pee sa front wheel ng bus! put*ng#na talaga! ONLY IN DA PILIPINS! nung natabihan ko sya binusinahan ko ng matagal sabay sigaw ng "hoy, maputol sana yan t_t_ mo!!! bastos!!! grabe talaga i was shocked!

[ILuvDetailing]

:bwahaha:

[coupe]

only in the Phils. where police officer can arrest another police traffic enforcer

[banaweonline]

put*ng#na kanina i was passing by edsa (i came from slex then right sa edsa). pag dating ko sa intersection ng pasay road (i'm going to dasmarinas village) and edsa, there was this metrobus na nakahinto sa gitna ng edsa and while waiting for the traffic light to turn green, the "konduktor" went down and took a pee sa front wheel ng bus! put*ng#na talaga! ONLY IN DA PILIPINS! nung natabihan ko sya binusinahan ko ng matagal sabay sigaw ng "hoy, maputol sana yan t_t_ mo!!! bastos!!! grabe talaga i was shocked!

no kidding?!
SOAB!