"The Top 10 Ugliest Cars Of 2005"

[airshaq20]

1. Pontiac Aztek

http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/ug...r/winners3.html

The auto equivalent of Picasso on a bad day. — Christopher

So bad, they couldn't even spell its name correctly. — Kit

The Plaztek has to be the ugliest hunk of polystyrene ever molded. — Jeff

Let's face it, not every engineering student gets an "A". The "D" students need work also. — Bob

One of our neighbors has a green one which we call the "toadmobile," which, come to think of it, is an insult to toads. —Richard

The back end looks like it was stretched up too high, kind of like when an elderly person hikes their pants up to their chin. — Eric

That didn't just get hit with an ugly stick; it came charging out of the ugly forest! — Chris

It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feels. — John

Looks like it was designed by two separate teams of engineers that started at opposite bumpers and worked their way towards the middle, each unable to talk to the other until they met at the center doorpost. — Nate

Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class? — Sam

It has all the style, grace, and ***iness of an orthopedic shoe. — Byron

A horrid assembly of mismatched lines and angles, made even worse by the gray plastic body cladding of the "original edition." — Richard

Just screams "committee." — Thomas

Look like it has a wedgie. — Lisa

Ever seen this car from behind? It's like getting behind a horse that's ready to drop a load. — Susan

Looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom! The last step in the production process was being hit with an ugly stick. — Nate

It is amazing Pontiac hasn't been sued for accidents caused by drivers spewing coffee over the inside of their windshields when Azteks drive by. — Thomas

2.Toyota Scion xB

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. — Art

Is the black glass to protect the identity of the geek who's driving? — Tarek

Is it full of clowns when you buy it? — Tom

My kids call the Element and Scion "Lego cars". But at least you can take a Lego car apart and make something useful out of it. — Beverly

Did the cleaning lady take the plans for this out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed? — Susie

All the grace of a hippo on stilts. — Chris

Did they forget to take it out of its shipping crate? — Richard

A smaller, uglier distant cousin of the Honda Element; it's inherently unstable, underpowered and hideous to look at. — Steve

Looks like some sort of milk truck for a Shriner parade. — Will

Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft. — Sharon

When I was younger, my friends and I would make cars out of refrigerator boxes. Never in a million years could I have dreamed we were actually years ahead of our time. — Josh

Takes the cube to new levels of ugliness. — Jon

3. Honda Element

Looks like a Hummer, fresh out of a trash compactor. — Catherine

Nice box. Where's the car that came in it? — Sean

All that's missing to complete its Barney Rubble-mobile appearance is holes in the floorboard so you can hang your legs out. — Stangas

Every time we see a Honda Element, we wonder, "What element is it? Butt-uglium?" — Ed & Vicki

Looks like the owner thought, "I'd like to own a Hummer, but I work at Foot Locker." — John

This is what happens when you cross an armored car with a circus midget. — Norb

Looks like a Soviet-era ice cream truck. — Jason

If you put a trunk in the front, you could call it the Honda Elephant. — Tony

Where did they find the designer — in the UPS garage? — Mary Jo

A rollover would improve its looks! — Terry

Reminds me of a communist taxicab. — Don

A toaster on wheels! It is so ugly that it makes the Aztek look attractive. — Glenn

4. Hummer H2

Stands for "hideous, squared." — Amy

Proves yet again that money can't buy you looks. — Scott

Physically repulsive and morally bankrupt. — Kathryn

It is the automotive equivalent of Aunt Bertha. — Farrar

Designed from the despicable principle of "form follows marketing." — Ed

An affront to the world environment, with its gas-guzzling "I've got mine" attitude. — Don

5. Chrysler PT Cruiser

So, how many clowns can you fit in that thing? — George

Add running boards and it looks like the cars used in Eliot Ness versus Al Capone — except that the height requirement for G-men would have been, say, 4 foot 6. — Eric

It's disheartening when I see one with flames that are only PAINTED on. — Marc

Looks like it belongs in a cartoon. What does the "PT" stand for, Puddy Tat? — Dan

Appeals only to middle-aged women who like to paint flames on the sides. What is going on with that? — Josh

My boss drives one and he thinks he's "cool." He isn't. — Amy

Looks like something The Joker would be driving in a Batman movie." — Kim

6. Chrysler 300

Who knew so many pimps were wannabe bluehairs? — John

News Flash: Chrysler teams up with Norelco to produce first luxury car with floating heads! — Dave

Who knew so many bluehairs were wannabe pimps? — Jeanne

As the guy in the movie "Christine" said, "You can't polish a t-d." — David Thomas

7. Dodge Magnum

Daimler-Chrysler, I beg of you to put a lock on the liquor cabinet in the Engineer's break room. — John

Absolutely Freudian. Give the man a huge cigar! — John

So ugly, it looks like something Gomez Addams would drive if he wanted an upgrade--and Pugsley designed it, right? — Amy

Looks like a hearse. Are caskets an option? — Joanne

I'm so glad to see Daimler-Chrysler doesn't have minimum vision requirements for its engineers. — Katrina

The Welsh Corgi of the car world — it wishes to be the big dog, but it's cut too short to the ground. — Carrie

8. Chevy Avalanche

Chevrolet teams up with Tupperware to design their latest truck! — Matt

Notice how angry its headlights look? Did it see itself in the mirror on the way out of the factory? — Eric

Lovingly adorned with more plastic than Anna Nicole Smith. — Marcia

9. Subaru Baja

The first focus group they showed it to must have commented "baja-ha-ha-ha" while rolling on the floor! — Lisa

Who designed this? The Beach Boys and The Beverly Hillbillies? — Jack

Should be a warning for all scientists working on genetic engineering. This is the kind of thing that can result, if you're not careful. — Tim

Clearly, some Subaru designer saw a Legacy slam into an F-150 — then scurried to work to tell everyone his great idea. — Al

10. BMW 5 Series

Did they steal this design from Volkswagen? I know they're trying to add curves to the classic lines, but they've gone too Far-fegnugen. — Brian

It looks like a Pontiac on acid. — Morgan

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[glntVR]

hindi ako agree sa lahat! sa aztek, baja and avalanche lang ako agree na panget talaga.

[mazdamazda]

ugliest car EVER...

[carlocaraddict]

ugliest car EVER...

korek! korek! it looks like a tasty bread! actually, mazdamazda drives one. :lol:

[airshaq20]

damn that is ugly....it looks like there were 100 different designers assigned to create a certain part and then put together in one.

[marv0083]

i saw one in the philippines sa may st jude church damn its ugly!

[carlocaraddict]

i saw one in the philippines sa may st jude church damn its ugly!

it is officially sold here in RP. Saw it once in Makati. Priced at P1, 495,000.

[Bogeyman]

it is officially sold here in RP. Saw it once in Makati. Priced at P1,495,000.

There are helluva lot more ways to spend that money. Amfanget talaga eh!

Side note on the Chrysler PT: does it stand for "Poor Taste"?
Dapat siguro THR - Trying Hard Retro.

I'd take "PT" on anyone I see driving that thing. :lol:

H2 doesn't look so bad. It's only fault was that it was patterned after a more superior vehicle.

[ILuvDetailing]

I've seen a PT... its a head turner for the wrong reasons.

[diesoline]

ugliest car EVER...

that's the hyundai rodius.
super ngets talaga yan. saw one in black and a jetson's hearse came to mind. :butt2:

[Bogeyman]

that's the hyundai rodius.

'Di ba Ssangyong Rodius?

[ILuvDetailing]

Yup its a Ssangyong. Mmm... I wondered if a woman designed that SUV? its like a hatchback with a carryboy slapped on its back.

[van_wilder]

siyet! akala ko phinotoshop na car! tipong binaboy! ang pangit naman nun...

i disagree with hummer h2 and lalo na with bmw 5 series! to see is to appreciate... pero ika nga ni carlo, dont judge a car if you havent driven it yet... sobrang ganda ng bmw5 series... its a matter of taste na lang...

i used to like hummer h2 until my discussed why we would not get one... she has a point... sayang sa gas... it doesnt mean afford mo bumili ng gas eh uubusin mo ang gas sa mundo... be considerate... kaya nagmamahal ang gas dahil sa mga umuubos ng gas sa mundo...

[109]

ugliest car EVER...

looks most nearly like a weird minivan with a 'hydrocephalusian-tendency'

[Bogeyman]

i disagree with hummer h2 and lalo na with bmw 5 series! to see is to appreciate... pero ika nga ni carlo, dont judge a car if you havent driven it yet... sobrang ganda ng bmw5 series... its a matter of taste na lang...

i used to like hummer h2 until my discussed why we would not get one... she has a point... sayang sa gas... it doesnt mean afford mo bumili ng gas eh uubusin mo ang gas sa mundo... be considerate... kaya nagmamahal ang gas dahil sa mga umuubos ng gas sa mundo...

Easy lang, tsong. "Ugliest cars" naman yung usapan eh, hindi "worst cars". It's not about the features or performance, just the aesthetics. Marami rin kasi ang hindi fans ng mga designs ni Chris Bangle, kaya ayaw sa 5-series (actually, it was the late BMW designer Davide Arcangeli who designed the 5-series, under Bangle's supervision).

H2, malakas nga sa gas. Such a waste of metal.

[BlueBimmer]

rodius is the ugliest hands down! looks like a minivan with a cancerous lump! hehe

[quiksie]

haha may hydrocephalus nga yun car.
i dont agree na h2 and avalanche is ugly

[diesoline]

'Di ba Ssangyong Rodius?

hehehe! my bad... sumakit yata masyado mata ko kaya naleche na rin ang tinype ko.

[empy]

bwahaha...i actually kinda like the scion xB (B stands for box i think). i guess that makes me a geek :D

i hate the 5-series, but it's selling well in the US. actually, i have two colleagues who bought one, and 2 others have 7-series. damn, those are ugly cars, but they love the luxury and the driving characteristics.

[caloyski5]

yup.ugliest nga yang rodius..

second would be the rocsta, 3rd would be the rexston, 4th would be the musso (teka. meron kami nito a! ay oo nga pala sira e, nasa casa..for the 5th time in a month..i forgot all about it)..parang puro ssangyong a