4wd Vehicle Acronyms

[mikaztro]

Acura- Apparently Cheap U-joints Replaced Again
Hummer-Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock
BMW-Break My Windows / Bought My Wife
Buick-Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch
Cadillac-Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft
Escalade- Embarrassed Stockbrokers Can Always Lie About Dead Electronics
Chevrolet-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Blazer- Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls
Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly Detains Owner
Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails
Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations, Unfortunately
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas

Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over, Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust Overwhelms Frame
Bronco - Body Rust Overwhelms New Car Owner
Escape - Easy Sidehills Can Alter People's Expectations
Excursion - Expansive Xenophiliac's Cursed Urban Ride Slowly Impairs Owner's Neurons
Expedition - Exorbitant Xeroxed Product Embarrasses Driver Incessantly; Tow It Out Now
Explorer - Expansive Xeric Pastures Leave Our Ride Easily Rolled
Ranger - Retarded Accelleration Needlessly Gets Engine Roaring / Reverse And Neutral Gears
Explode Rapidly

GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming? / Get My Come-along / Garbage Master Cylinder / or upside down:
Couldn't Make the Grade / Corroding in My Garage
Denali - Docile Engine Needs A Little Injection
Envoy - Expensive New Vehicle Of Yuppies
Jimmy - Jump Into My Mother's Yacht
Sonoma - Suddenly Overturned Near Old Mainline Access
Yukon - Yelling Usually Keeps Owners Nonviolent

Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
CRV - Crappy Recalled Vehicle / Crying Reveals Victim
Pilot - Painfully Inadequate Loser Overturns Truck

Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction
Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone / Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced,
Fails Early

Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating
Amigo - Aliens Might Investigate Grabbing One
Rodeo - Rides On Dry Earth Only
Trooper - Towing Recommended Out Of Pitifully Easy Rocks

Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks Exploring Every Pasture / Joke
Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just Empty Every Pocket
CJ - Cheap Junk / Children's Jeep / Childish Joke / Claim Jumper
Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine
and Exhaust (pic1) (pic2) (pic3)
Liberty - Laughable Inferior Box Easily Rolls, Terrifying You
MJ - My Junk / Motor's Junk / Mom's Jeep / Moronic Jerk
Scrambler - Sad Crawl Ratio Always Makes Boring Life Excitingly Real
Renegade - Rolls Easily, Negating Emergency Gear And Destroying Everything
TJ - Tomorrow's Junk / Tow Job / Try Jacking / Transmission Jammed / Total Joke
Wagoneer - Willfully Atrocious Garbage; Obviously No Engineering Expertise Required
XJ - Xeno Junk
YJ - Yesterday's Junk / You Jerk / Yuppy's Jeep
ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke

Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All (Ayeee!)
Sportage - Stupid Psychotic Owner Roasts Transmission And Gets Embarrassed

Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road
County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels
Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every Rock
Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for Yuppies
Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently Exploding Rear

Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along
MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant (pic1) (pic2)
Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns
Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior

Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes
ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser
Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds

Mitsubishi- Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still Hate It
Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over
Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often

Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Pathfinder - People Assume These High-Flying Idiots Normally Drive Easy Roads (pic)
Patrol - Phone A Taxi; Ripped Off Leafs Hardbody - Happy And Retarded Driver Basically Only Delivers
Yuppies
Frontier - Foolish Registered Owner Needs To Investigate Engine Replacement

Subaru - Something Usually Breaks And Renders it Useless
Brat - Beats Riding A Tricycle
Outback - Obviously Useless Transmission Breaks; Air Conditioning Kills

Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only

Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers Like, Yes Siree

Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt
Highlander - Hopelessly Incompetent Grandpa Hates Lifts And Needs Daily Energy Ration
Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road
RAV4 - Really Awful Valueless 4wheeler
Tundra - Totally Uncoordinated New Driver Rolls Always

and last but not the least.......

Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly
Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very Interesting Time At Rocky Areas
Samurai - Small Automobile Makes Urinals Really Appear Immense
Sidekick - Slow Ineffectual Deathtrap Endangers Kin In Collision Knockout
Geo - Gross Exhaust Odour
Tracker - Tough Road Action Creates Knocking Engine Rods

[mbt]

people have too much time on their hands! :bwahaha:

wala yatang Hummer H2 ... now that would be nasty!

[pajerokid]

mbt, agree.