The guy's rules

[mbeige]

The Guy's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!




1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR .


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

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Ok ba? Tawa ng tawa wife ko when she sent it to me hehe. Just passing it on...

[co_nixz]

HAHAHA!!! nice one! i can really relate myself

ive been with my girlfriend for almost 4 yrs.

TWO THUMBS UP FOR THIS QUOTE!!!

[b1rken5tock]

HAHAHA!!! nice one! i can really relate myself

ive been with my girlfriend for almost 4 yrs.

TWO THUMBS UP FOR THIS QUOTE!!!

wait till you get married.. he he he

[n2knee]

so true. naalala ko tuloy ang isa sa mga naging ex gf ko. pag tinatanong ko kung ano ang gusto nyang gawin pag free kami sa week end, sabi nya palagi ay "i don't know" or "dito na lang tayo sa bahay". yun pala, ang gusto nya ay mag out of town... gusto lang pala nya na pilitin ko na lumabas kami. dati ganyan ako, pinipilit ko sya na lumabas. pero nagsawa na ako.

tapos pag matamlay, tinatanong ko kung ano ang problema para makatulong ako. palagi nyang sinasabi, "nothing is wrong". yun pala may problema sya. alam ko mayron siang problema maski hindi nya sinasabi, pero pinaninindigan ko ang kanyang sagot. at pag di na nya nakayanan, sya rin ang kusang lumalapit sa akin para mag vent out.

pag dating naman sa kainan, 30 minutes kami na nakaupo at nakatitig sa menu ng restaurant dahil hindi nya maisip kong ano ang gusto nyang orderin. minsan nakakainis lalo na pag gutom ako.

[seonadancing]

Women are complicated like that, but we need them hehehe.

[Galant_VR_94]

Ok to sir! I can relate to the rules above....

[CVT]

For some(or a lot of?) guys,- it's like looking at yourself in the mirror.....

3505:kodak:

[Jun aka Pekto]

The Guy's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!




1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR .


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

=============

Ok ba? Tawa ng tawa wife ko when she sent it to me hehe. Just passing it on...

Darn right.

2 things the wife better not bug me on: NFL/college football and soccer/futbol. Those and NASCAR/SCCA racing, She can have all my money and keep me on a short leash. But, my sports in the boob tube is non-negotiable.

[JiggeR671]

its about time somebody wrote our side of the story...heheh
this is sooooo true..naka relate talaga ako.. tnx mbeige for sharing this to us

[mbeige]

I didn't write that, my wife sent me the forwarded message so don't quote me like I said I'm just passing it on hehe