The guy's rules

[mbeige]

The Guy's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!




1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR .


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

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Ok ba? Tawa ng tawa wife ko when she sent it to me hehe. Just passing it on...

[co_nixz]

HAHAHA!!! nice one! i can really relate myself

ive been with my girlfriend for almost 4 yrs.

TWO THUMBS UP FOR THIS QUOTE!!!

[b1rken5tock]

HAHAHA!!! nice one! i can really relate myself

ive been with my girlfriend for almost 4 yrs.

TWO THUMBS UP FOR THIS QUOTE!!!

wait till you get married.. he he he

[n2knee]

so true. naalala ko tuloy ang isa sa mga naging ex gf ko. pag tinatanong ko kung ano ang gusto nyang gawin pag free kami sa week end, sabi nya palagi ay "i don't know" or "dito na lang tayo sa bahay". yun pala, ang gusto nya ay mag out of town... gusto lang pala nya na pilitin ko na lumabas kami. dati ganyan ako, pinipilit ko sya na lumabas. pero nagsawa na ako.

tapos pag matamlay, tinatanong ko kung ano ang problema para makatulong ako. palagi nyang sinasabi, "nothing is wrong". yun pala may problema sya. alam ko mayron siang problema maski hindi nya sinasabi, pero pinaninindigan ko ang kanyang sagot. at pag di na nya nakayanan, sya rin ang kusang lumalapit sa akin para mag vent out.

pag dating naman sa kainan, 30 minutes kami na nakaupo at nakatitig sa menu ng restaurant dahil hindi nya maisip kong ano ang gusto nyang orderin. minsan nakakainis lalo na pag gutom ako.

[seonadancing]

Women are complicated like that, but we need them hehehe.

[Galant_VR_94]

Ok to sir! I can relate to the rules above....

[Jun aka Pekto]

The Guy's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!




1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as ***, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR .


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

=============

Ok ba? Tawa ng tawa wife ko when she sent it to me hehe. Just passing it on...

Darn right.

2 things the wife better not bug me on: NFL/college football and soccer/futbol. Those and NASCAR/SCCA racing, She can have all my money and keep me on a short leash. But, my sports in the boob tube is non-negotiable.

[JiggeR671]

its about time somebody wrote our side of the story...heheh
this is sooooo true..naka relate talaga ako.. tnx mbeige for sharing this to us

[mbeige]

I didn't write that, my wife sent me the forwarded message so don't quote me like I said I'm just passing it on hehe

[kimpOy]

The Guy's Rules


1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

yeabah.............................

[Lucius]

What women want is a man sensitive enough no need to be emotional (like dadramahan mo, they've got too much drama going on in their lives na). Whenever I'm with someone, I always take the lead -- mahirap na magutom and gawin ang di mo gusto hehehe

[pakupakupaku]

I just hope the women wont retaliate against this.... dats wat they do best...

[freeloader]

Can live with them, cant live without them

[theveed]

What women want is a man sensitive enough .

They're called "gays"... hehe

[theveed]

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Would you (women) like to know what men are thinking ? The truth ... the honest truth of what they are thinking ? Nothing !! (I'm telling you for the last time)

- Jerry Seinfeld

[mbeige]

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

And a bit of TLC too (read: scratching )

[co_nixz]

What women want is a man sensitive enough no need to be emotional (like dadramahan mo, they've got too much drama going on in their lives na). Whenever I'm with someone, I always take the lead -- mahirap na magutom and gawin ang di mo gusto hehehe

Depende sa ICHURA ng parner mo bro!

kung parner mo maganda tlgang ganun tayung mga lalake papa-under pero tayu din ang nasusunod (at the end) manipulador tayo ^_^

pero kung parner mo pang palipas lang okaya KABET d applicable yan HAHAHAHA!

[co_nixz]

Types of Women as Partners:

- For Keeps [needs maintainance (high priority)] pang asawa (Real Ride)

- Kabet [needs maintainance (low priority)] pang popoy (Pang coding)

- Fakin' Friends (trip trip lang wlang sumbungan) misan lang ksi mahirap na mahuli (hitch)

- Bitch (pag biglang nangati at wlang kakamot) (commute PUV)

[Lucius]

Types of Women as Partners:

- For Keeps [needs maintainance (high priority)] pang asawa (Real Ride)

- Kabet [needs maintainance (low priority)] pang popoy (Pang coding)

- Fakin' Friends (trip trip lang wlang sumbungan) misan lang ksi mahirap na mahuli (hitch)

- Bitch (pag biglang nangati at wlang kakamot) (commute PUV)

Hehehe pareho pala tayo na may kanya kanyang rate.

Pare-pareho lang lahat, pag-treat lang ang hindi. Like ung Level 4 mo, pinapacommute ko din. Pero di ako nagcocommute. Say we're going out, we meet somewhere lang and syempre commute lang sya. Pag hatid, drop ko lang sya somewhere and pag mag-kiss na before sya bumaba (nakatingin lang ako sa road, why? the bitch is trying to get me in to her bait -- bitch wants love/affection ALERT ALERT!)

Halos lahat ng "bootycall" ko, pag baba na, gusto nila magkiss. Whereas sa mga chics ko na pwede na pang-serious, including my girlfriend, usually magkwentuhan pa how much fun we had. See the difference :D

Mas masaya pa din ang seryoso, pero iba talaga pag may mga one call away :D