What is the most outrageous pick up line that worked for you?

[Wh1stl3r]

Kapuso ka ba? Gusto rin kasi sana kita maging kapamilya.

Araw ka ba? Sa yo kasi umiikot ang mundo ko.

Baduy lahat ng alam kong hindi bastos. 😁

[_Cathy_]

I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Your clothes are making me feel uncomfortable, please take them off

I'll give you a kiss, if you don't like it, you can return it

And this is for my crush

[kai s.]

Just for reference ma'am, do lines like these really work?

Well, sir, it depends on the delivery. At dun sa nagdedeliver! Haha.

[StockEngine]

For me it was "Nice pecs!". Workplace erupted in laughter as the girl was a C cup going D. And I was a young, stupid fresh grad who thought deltoids were pectoral muscles.

Girl became my gf after a week. Can't believe that worked. 😂

If there is a hint of attraction kahit less than .001%, conversations about activites or sports are the way to go. chess ahem and pingpong or lets go to this resort or to this mountain top. even if the invite was in a group, it might work. It's an adventure that shes willing to experience.

food adventures are different... too many free loaders 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[_Cathy_]

If there is a hint of attraction kahit less than .001%, conversations about activites or sports are the way to go. chess ahem and pingpong or lets go to this resort or to this mountain top. even if the invite was in a group, it might work. It's an adventure that shes willing to experience.

food adventures are different... too many free loaders 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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That's true. I find men that are adventurous attractive. Someone willing to go on a long drive or go out on a whim. Someone who'd be happy to drive to Ilocos or Bicol etc

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[uls]

That's true. I find men that are adventurous attractive. Someone willing to go on a long drive or go out on a whim. Someone who'd be happy to drive to Ilocos or Bicol etc

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pero let's say a guy like that invites you bigla for a road trip sasama ka ba?

haha

ikaw pa... kelangan at least 1 week advance notice

kelangan mo planuhin ang isusuot mo

pupunta ka pa muna sa derma, sa hair salon

masisira tuloy ang previous plans mo for the week

grabe hassle sobra

so huwag nalang di ka na sasama

hehe

[_Cathy_]

pero let's say a guy like that invites you bigla for a road trip sasama ka ba?

haha

ikaw pa... kelangan at least 1 week advance notice

kelangan mo planuhin ang isusuot mo

pupunta ka pa muna sa derma, sa hair salon

masisira tuloy ang previous plans mo for the week

grabe hassle sobra

so huwag nalang di ka na sasama

hehe

If it were my crush, I would drop everything to go on a road trip with him to Ilocos or Bicol And I have virgin skin, never been touched by a derma

[lowslowbenz]

What floor? ........

[donbuggy]

"I'm extremely wealthy."

- WKRP in Cincinnati

[dr. d]

sorry.
changed my mind.
too corny.