what men and women look for in a mate... (article)

[ILuvDetailing]

Jun aka Pekto: I think thats being sarcastic....

[Jun aka Pekto]

Jun aka Pekto: I think thats being sarcastic....

Well, yeeeah..... That was the idea. It worked too, at least with my wife!

[oldblue]

vampire jokes:

What did the vampire say to the car salesman?
I only need something that'll get me from A to B to O+.


Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.


What is a vampires least favorite food?
A steak

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite


What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache

[marlon22701]

^man, piece of advice...... stay away from the vampire jokes or else women will! lolz! Peace!

[oldblue]

^man, piece of advice...... stay away from the vampire jokes or else women will! lolz! Peace!

hahahaha thanks for the advice sorry.

here's my last:

why do vampire chicks prefer werewolves than male bloodsuckers?

coz dogs love to lick

[marlon22701]

^hehehe

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em....

ako naman pasubok! hehehe....

ANAK: 'Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?

ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Supper (Suffer) yon!!


wek-wek-wekkkkkkkkkk! nyahahaha

[empy]

don't quit your day jobs guys

[marlon22701]

lolz!

Anak : Tays ! kakains nas tayos !

Tatay : Hoy ! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng 'S' sa mga sinasabi mo ha ! Ano ba ang ulam ?

Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may
IBUYA !


DANG! I can't stop! am on a roll! must be those Vamp jokes! hahaha

[margaux]

hala....naging thread na ng guys applying for a place in ts1n1ta'a heart...... :lol:

[marlon22701]

Dang! here i go again!.........

What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden chair and a wooden engine?

It wooden start!!!

corny ko! nyahahaha!

[ts1n1ta]

nyah... sadyang komikero lang talaga mga tao dito s tsikot. nyahehe oips dun kayo sa Just For Laughs thread. wakekeke

[margaux]

nawawala nga ata si marlon d2... nyahaha.. :bwahaha:

[oldblue]

What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation?

--- A blood vessel.

how can you tell if a vampire is lazy?

--- he uses leeches.

why do vampires drink a lot of blood?

--- bec. coffee keeps them awake all day

what do you get when you cross a vampire and a dwarf?

--- a monster that sucks blood off kneecaps

is it true that a vampire can't hurt you if you're carrying a torch?

--- yes, but it depends on how fast you carry it.

[Canwe?]

i had a bf who can make me laugh. THing is i never knew when he was serious. Humor is not one of the major thing i am looking for in a guy. Maturity and honesty comes first.

[CVT]

Yes, I agree, a real Partner in life is someone whom you can *laugh with*, even in the most trying times. Of course he/she has to have the good traits that you want. It is pretty dull to be on a *to each his/her own* thing most of the time. It is much more desirable after all these years, when - you look at each other, and the next moment, both of you are smiling ear-to-ear,- without even saying a word, without any apparent reason as perceived by others watching from the sidelines... Now, that's magic!

[empy]

most desirable traits in a woman for me?

nymphomania
owns a liquor store

:bwahaha:

[wren]

sa kin naman:

double jointed tsaka walang gag reflex

[empy]

dagdag:

has a twin sister who shares her "interests"

[oldblue]

ako naman I'm fascinated how some politicians took bar girls as wives. it's even more fascinating how these bar girls turn into stepford wives type of women.

[creepy]

ako naman I'm fascinated how some politicians took bar girls as wives. it's even more fascinating how these bar girls turn into stepford wives type of women.

Really? Sino (if I may ask)?