Top 6 myths about cheating

[greenlyt]

How not to get caught cheating.

1. sanitize those phone messages, no texting after office hours, better if you have a phone that black lists certain numbers
2. always have an extra t-shirt
3. no strong perfume on her
4. do it during daytime or nighttime (whichever is more convenient)
5. leave the car, take a cab (incognito effect)
6. look for a "secret" place nearest to your office. I have one here inside Makati CBD.
7. if you must spend, then by all means spend. walang katumbas ang kahit anong halaga pag nahuli ka.
8. never use hotel soap in the shower
9. act ordinary
10. good luck

Master LSB have spoken.......

[yebo]

There are a lot of available good persons out there, Sis. Actually, a lot more than you could ever imagine.

It's for you to sort them out from the 'wolves in sheep skin'... Sometimes, you just have to go for that "leap of faith"

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ang hanapin mo c4u e yung "sheep in wolves' clothing", astig at brusko sa labas pero under-de-saya.

[vinj]

^I agree with the sheep in wolves clothing. I know of brusko guys who are, deep inside, very much loyal and in-love with their wives. They will look at hot chicks and make the raunchy comments when with friends but they're just all bark and no bite. Just know the difference between those and the "bad boys".

Pareho pala tayo bro.vinj....

Other than the "walang malisya" na smack sa aking mga lady-friends/riders, no serious relations....

(Ayos ang checklist ni bro.LSB,- parang naghahanda sa first baby.... )

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Ironic though that i was the perpetually single dude and yet, i was one of the first to get tied down and have kids.

There are a lot of available good persons out there, Sis. Actually, a lot more than you could ever imagine.

It's for you to sort them out from the 'wolves in sheep skin'... Sometimes, you just have to go for that "leap of faith"

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Agree here! My wife took a pretty big leap of faith with me... Last time i checked hindi pa naman daw siya masyadong nagsisisi sa akin... hehehe. :D

But man... that LSB checklist should be added onto his book.

[Ry_Tower]

ang hanapin mo c4u e yung "sheep in wolves' clothing", astig at brusko sa labas pero under-de-saya.

+100 :bwahaha:

Malupit talaga sa LSB!

[_Cathy_]

ang hanapin mo c4u e yung "sheep in wolves' clothing", astig at brusko sa labas pero under-de-saya.

The problem is I am more attracted to quiet, soft spoken, well mannered and neat men. The type of guy who does not swear and hardly raises his voice. BUT I don't like under de saya. lol. I prefer to be with a guy that is "in-charge". Pero totoo mahirap na nga malaman ngayon kaya I pray hard na lang talaga for discernment.

[CVT]

ang hanapin mo c4u e yung "sheep in wolves' clothing", astig at brusko sa labas pero under-de-saya.

Oo nga,- pansin ko,- iyong mga lalaki na sobrang yukod sa kanilang misis,- iyon ang maraming kalokohan pag wala o nakatalikod na si babae...

Iyan ang palaging may pamintong pansit kapag umuuwi ng medyo malalim na ang gabi...

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[Ry_Tower]

My perception about Snake1 was so wrong Akala ko good boy.

Ano ka ba, handle pa lang matindi na eh.

[CVT]

^I agree with the sheep in wolves clothing. I know of brusko guys who are, deep inside, very much loyal and in-love with their wives. They will look at hot chicks and make the raunchy comments when with friends but they're just all bark and no bite. Just know the difference between those and the "bad boys".

Hold your horses, bro... you're giving yourself away here...

Ironic though that i was the perpetually single dude and yet, i was one of the first to get tied down and have kids.

Now, that is indeed a good catch! Nice bait by your wifey, bro... It works both ways, though, I am certain....

Agree here! My wife took a pretty big leap of faith with me... Last time i checked hindi pa naman daw siya masyadong nagsisisi sa akin... hehehe. :D

She must be a real good kid when she was younger bro,- to deserve you...

But man... that LSB checklist should be added onto his book.

And I am now accepting reservations....

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[CoDer]

Oist pinag titripan nyo nanaman si Cathy ha. Wag nyong awaying yang dalaga natin.

[vinj]

Oo nga,- pansin ko,- iyong mga lalaki na sobrang yukod sa kanilang misis,- iyon ang maraming kalokohan pag wala o nakatalikod na si babae...

Iyan ang palaging may pamintong pansit kapag umuuwi ng medyo malalim na ang gabi...

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Anong motel nga daw masarap yung pansit? :D "Hun, eto pasalubong ko, sobrang pagkain galing sa Board Meeting namin..."

[_Cathy_]

Ano ka ba, handle pa lang matindi na eh.

Sa kabilang thread kasi ayaw niya ng minamanyak siya so I had the impression that he's a very conservative proper kind of guy. Tapos bigla nag comment sa checklist ni LSB. hahaha.

[_Cathy_]

Anong motel nga daw masarap yung pansit? :D "Hun, eto pasalubong ko, sobrang pagkain galing sa Board Meeting namin..."

Sa Orchids masarap pansit kasi dun order sa office namin. Bell boy pa nagde deliver. It was so good I wanted to order one to bring home e kaso ayoko makita car ko pumapasok sa motel!

[CVT]

Sa Orchids masarap pansit kasi dun order sa office namin. Bell boy pa nagde deliver. It was so good I wanted to order one to bring home e kaso ayoko makita car ko pumapasok sa motel!

Walandyo,- puwede ba delivery roon sa Orchids?

Kasi iyong driver namin,- siya iyong bumibili for us regularly,- at mga 3 hours na nawawala, dahil niluluto pa raw...

Aba e baka nag-e-ST na ang d*muho!...

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[_Cathy_]

Dati meron delivery but we were based in Ortigas then. It does not take 3 hours ha! Yun lang pansit na nakikita ko na may whole chicken sa bilao. Makes me wonder nga why they have food. which means some people would want to eat in a Motel? lol

[Ry_Tower]

Sa Orchids masarap pansit kasi dun order sa office namin. Bell boy pa nagde deliver. It was so good I wanted to order one to bring home e kaso ayoko makita car ko pumapasok sa motel!

This is true. Once napunta ako manila at sagot ng isang pricipal supplier namin yung trip, nag-suggest siya na dun na lang tumuloy (pahirapan sa hotel nung Dec eh). Sabi ko eh motel yan. Sabi niya okay lang daw yan, at masarap pa pancit. Kaya pumayag ako. hehe

[yebo]

The problem is I am more attracted to quiet, soft spoken, well mannered and neat men. The type of guy who does not swear and hardly raises his voice. BUT I don't like under de saya. lol. I prefer to be with a guy that is "in-charge". Pero totoo mahirap na nga malaman ngayon kaya I pray hard na lang talaga for discernment.

di naman "under" as in "yes dear" lagi. brusko nga e, in-charge pa din sa public, nakikipag-inuman pa din sa barkada at di naman papayag mapahiya. pero pag sinabi ni misis na "uwi na tayo honey" e "last shot na lang, timpla mo muna ako ng kape sweatheart" and reply kay kumander.

quiet, soft spoken, well mannered, neat, does not swear, hardly raises his voice? oy kahit bading wala kang makikitang ganyan! e mga tipong serial killer pala ang type mo hahaha!

[CVT]

di naman "under" as in "yes dear" lagi. brusko nga e, in-charge pa din sa public, nakikipag-inuman pa din sa barkada at di naman papayag mapahiya. pero pag sinabi ni misis na "uwi na tayo honey" e "last shot na lang, timpla mo muna ako ng kape sweatheart" and reply kay kumander.

quiet, soft spoken, well mannered, neat, does not swear, hardly raises his voice? oy kahit bading wala kang makikitang ganyan! e mga tipong serial killer pala ang type mo hahaha!

Is that you, bro?...

Yebo! Yebo! Yebo!...

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[_Cathy_]

This is true. Once napunta ako manila at sagot ng isang pricipal supplier namin yung trip, nag-suggest siya na dun na lang tumuloy (pahirapan sa hotel nung Dec eh). Sabi ko eh motel yan. Sabi niya okay lang daw yan, at masarap pa pancit. Kaya pumayag ako. hehe

Babae ba yan supplier niyo?

di naman "under" as in "yes dear" lagi. brusko nga e, in-charge pa din sa public, nakikipag-inuman pa din sa barkada at di naman papayag mapahiya. pero pag sinabi ni misis na "uwi na tayo honey" e "last shot na lang, timpla mo muna ako ng kape sweatheart" and reply kay kumander.

quiet, soft spoken, well mannered, neat, does not swear, hardly raises his voice? oy kahit bading wala kang makikitang ganyan! e mga tipong serial killer pala ang type mo hahaha!

Naku I don't like a guy that drinks and smokes Hindi naman bading mga tipo ko kasi ganyan naman mga ex ko. I'm sure they swear din but not while I'm around. Natatakot kasi ako pag nakakarinig ako nagmumura e.

[CVT]

This is true. Once napunta ako manila at sagot ng isang pricipal supplier namin yung trip, nag-suggest siya na dun na lang tumuloy (pahirapan sa hotel nung Dec eh). Sabi ko eh motel yan. Sabi niya okay lang daw yan, at masarap pa pancit. Kaya pumayag ako. hehe

May nangatok ba sa iyo, bro?.... :naughty2:

O, may 'nagregalo' sa iyo...

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[Ry_Tower]

Babae ba yan supplier niyo?

Lalaki siyempre.

May nangatok ba sa iyo, bro?.... :naughty2:

O, may 'nagregalo' sa iyo...

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Wala, natulog lang ako, 2am na yun e, puyat na ako sa kahahanap ng matutulugan eh, hangover pa. Maaga pa flight the next day kaya no way san jose talaga.