Some calculations & chemistry about woman...

[1D4LV]

hindi po ako ***ist eh.. i believe in equality between ***es. sabi nga nila, behind a successful man is a woman. but then, i expect my wife to submit to me, because its biblical... hahahahaha.

but yes, women cannot really understand how man thinks, and man cannot really understand how women thinks. its one of life's mystery.

but without women:
i just can't imagine myself sleeping at night beside a man.
i just can't imagine myself being massaged by a man....
i just can't imagine myself fighting with a man, over money...
i just can't imagine myself, taking a shower with a man...

in short, its life's design... men complete women, women complete men...

[chilli]

hindi po ako ***ist eh.. i believe in equality between ***es. sabi nga nila, behind a successful man is a woman. but then, i expect my wife to submit to me, because its biblical... hahahahaha.

but yes, women cannot really understand how man thinks, and man cannot really understand how women thinks. its one of life's mystery.

but without women:
i just can't imagine myself sleeping at night beside a man.
i just can't imagine myself being massaged by a man....
i just can't imagine myself fighting with a man, over money...
i just can't imagine myself, taking a shower with a man...

in short, its life's design... men complete women, women complete men...

very well said...

[mbeige]

i just can't imagine myself sleeping at night beside a man.
i just can't imagine myself being massaged by a man....
i just can't imagine myself fighting with a man, over money...
i just can't imagine myself, taking a shower with a man...

Let's not forget that some men can...

[1D4LV]

Let's not forget that some men can...

i mean, a real man.... not a member of that famous mutant group..

[mamichula]

explodes without reason or warning ahahaaha :rofl:true!!!! kahapon lang I did this ahahaa :rofl:

[SIZE=2]Why It's Great to be a Woman[/SIZE]

• [SIZE=2]
• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite *** without having to picture them naked.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]
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[mamichula]

sabi nga nila, behind a successful man is a woman.

db?behind a successful man is a surprised woman? ehhe joke lang :peace:

[chilli]

to add up to mamichula's post

- A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
- If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
- Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
- Women live longer than men.
- Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
- Women know the truth about whether size matters...
- Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either *** or football.
- Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
-If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
-If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
-Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
-It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
-Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
-Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
-Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
-Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

[pia_nini]

haha

[pia_nini]

dito talaga ako natatawa eh

common use
3. very effective cleaning agent

[jmj74]

[QUOTE=mamichula;1019604]db?behind a successful man is a surprised woman?

My beloved tsikoteers read this


One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what
makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.