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    May 6th, 2011 07:21 PM #101
    ^ oo. for fun talaga. hehehehe.
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    May 6th, 2011 07:32 PM #102
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    let's get intimate.

    girl 1: laging missionary position lang minsan lang papayag sa ibang position pag meron lang special occasion (wedding anniv. bday) pero at least walang kalat sa bed sheet.

    girl 2: open sa LAHAT pag dating sa ***. no inhibition whatsoever, willing i try LAHAT ng positions. pero after laging basa ang bed sheet niyo and yun enhacer dahil pawisin masyado kahit full blast A/C parang gripo kung magpawis
    Ahhhhhh. Naiimagine ko na, angsarap!!! Hahahahahaha. Ayoko na lang basahin yung sa girl 2.

    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    addendum:

    girl 1: average boob size.

    girl 2: since mataba. malaki boobs 40DD, yun nabuntis mas lalong lumaki
    Tang*na! Suso pa ba yan??


    Girl 1 ako. Naiimagine ko na, angsarap niyang girl 1 na yan. Haha.
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    May 6th, 2011 07:39 PM #103
    ^ Easy lang sir beni ! :hysterical:
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    May 6th, 2011 07:54 PM #104
    i'll go for girl #1 para maging normal ang buhay ko kasa naman sa girl #2 e maging bugnutin at miserable na ang buhay mo at ang bilis mo nyan tatanda...

    don ako sa normal na buhay (girl #1) kesa sa miserable at bugnuting buhay (girl #2).
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    May 6th, 2011 08:53 PM #105
    Quote Originally Posted by Batang Regla View Post
    Problem sa girl number 1 ito yung mga babae bitbit mo sa mall buong angkan. Wala kayo maayos na topic mapaguusapan. As in beauty lang talaga kaya mo pinatulan. Ito ring yung babae madami ng past. Remember Pila-balde!!!
    walang ganyan paremeters... sige gawan natin.

    girl 1: hinde na virgin, dalawa na nakauna.
    girl 2: fresh from the oven...virgin na virgin. (for obvious reason)
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    May 6th, 2011 09:19 PM #106
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    girl 1: hinde na virgin, dalawa na nakauna.
    girl 2: fresh from the oven...virgin na virgin. (for obvious reason)
    :bwahaha: wala pa ko nakikita parameters na magshishift decision ko sa girl 2

    girl 1 pa rin.
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    May 6th, 2011 10:44 PM #107
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    addendum:

    girl 1: average boob size.

    girl 2: since mataba. malaki boobs 40DD, yun nabuntis mas lalong lumaki
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    walang ganyan paremeters... sige gawan natin.

    girl 1: hinde na virgin, dalawa na nakauna.
    girl 2: fresh from the oven...virgin na virgin. (for obvious reason)
    mas mahal ni shadow yung girl #2--he's building her up
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    May 6th, 2011 11:01 PM #108
    Magwowork muna ako maigi hangang tumaas rank ko sa work, tsaka na ako manliligaw makakameet pa ako ng higit sa kanilang 2

    Wala ako mapili sa 2, kasi ung girl 1 sabi mo hindi rin ganun kaganda, ok lng sana kung mala anne curtis,
    Girl 2 hindi rin ganun kayaman ok lng sana kung taga forbes park.

    Kung pipili ka kung saan ka magiging masaya at kuntento sa buhay, un ang tunay na mayaman.
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    May 6th, 2011 11:37 PM #109
    Put3 naman Bro.shadow,- pinapahirap mo ang Girl#1....

    Assuming ito lang dalawa ang choices ko,- papasok na lang ako sa seminaryo o magpapakatandang binata na lang ako.....

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    May 6th, 2011 11:48 PM #110
    Quote Originally Posted by CVT View Post
    Put3 naman Bro.shadow,- pinapahirap mo ang Girl#1....

    Assuming ito lang dalawa ang choices ko,- papasok na lang ako sa seminaryo o magpapakatandang binata na lang ako.....

    13.0K:funa:
    Hahahaha...*sir shadow...sa madaling salita..

    girl#1- maganda lang talaga, pero lahat ng panget na katangian nasa kanya..

    girl#2- mataba at sobrang panget talaga...pero lahat ng magandang katangian nasa kanya....

    wala bang girl#3?
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    May 7th, 2011 12:54 AM #111
    Quote Originally Posted by CVT View Post
    Put3 naman Bro.shadow,- pinapahirap mo ang Girl#1....

    Assuming ito lang dalawa ang choices ko,- papasok na lang ako sa seminaryo o magpapakatandang binata na lang ako.....

    13.0K:funa:

    sama mo na rin ako CVT. pahirap ng pahirap ang choices, langya naman itong si shadow.......ganda nga nung #1, "malou" naman........
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    May 7th, 2011 09:36 AM #112
    Quote Originally Posted by projector View Post
    Magwowork muna ako maigi hangang tumaas rank ko sa work, tsaka na ako manliligaw makakameet pa ako ng higit sa kanilang 2

    Wala ako mapili sa 2, kasi ung girl 1 sabi mo hindi rin ganun kaganda, ok lng sana kung mala anne curtis,
    Girl 2 hindi rin ganun kayaman ok lng sana kung taga forbes park.

    Kung pipili ka kung saan ka magiging masaya at kuntento sa buhay, un ang tunay na mayaman.
    you can't have everything, kung kasing ganda ni Anne Curtis, tingin mo papatol saiyo yun? maghahanap ng mayaman yun.

    yun girl#2 naman kung taga Forbes,tingin mo papatol din saiyo yun?
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    May 7th, 2011 10:24 AM #113
    ambilis ng thread na ito, sing-bilis ng addt'l parameters, hehehe
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    May 7th, 2011 11:15 AM #114
    Shadow, where's Girl 3 & 4 ? Baka mas " worthy " sila ? :hysterical:
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    May 7th, 2011 03:40 PM #115
    Quote Originally Posted by projector View Post
    Magwowork muna ako maigi hangang tumaas rank ko sa work, tsaka na ako manliligaw makakameet pa ako ng higit sa kanilang 2

    Wala ako mapili sa 2, kasi ung girl 1 sabi mo hindi rin ganun kaganda, ok lng sana kung mala anne curtis,
    Girl 2 hindi rin ganun kayaman ok lng sana kung taga forbes park.

    Kung pipili ka kung saan ka magiging masaya at kuntento sa buhay, un ang tunay na mayaman.
    pahiram nito:
    tsikOt SB Boys. Wag kang choosy kung hindi ka yummy!

    hahaha! joke lang ha.. wala akong magawa eh...
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    May 7th, 2011 03:43 PM #116
    Aha ha ha!

    Na-quote pa sig. ko. Hahahaha.
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    May 13th, 2011 02:20 PM #117
    Girl 3:

    - Very wealthy.
    - You'll live in a mansion.
    - You don't have to work. Just spend your time at the gym or country club or go shopping.
    - If you want to, you'll be given money to start your own business.
    - Frequent holidays in other countries, staying at 5 star hotels.
    - You can have any car you like: Porsche, Audi, BMW, etc.

    The catch:
    The "girl" is gay guy and you have to agree to a same *** marriage.
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    May 13th, 2011 02:32 PM #118
    Quote Originally Posted by donbuggy View Post
    Girl 3:

    - Very wealthy.
    - You'll live in a mansion.
    - You don't have to work. Just spend your time at the gym or country club or go shopping.
    - If you want to, you'll be given money to start your own business.
    - Frequent holidays in other countries, staying at 5 star hotels.
    - You can have any car you like: Porsche, Audi, BMW, etc.

    The catch:
    The "girl" is gay guy and you have to agree to a same *** marriage.
    huwag gay na meron pang penis, full on tranny with all the bells and whistles , parang mga bakla sa Thailand. and legally "female" na rin siya pero and problema mas malaki pa adam's apple saiyo.

    parang nabuhayan ng loob si Renzo sa bagong choice ah
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    May 13th, 2011 04:44 PM #119
    ^ natahimik ata!?
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    May 13th, 2011 05:00 PM #120
    Quote Originally Posted by shadow View Post
    huwag gay na meron pang penis, full on tranny with all the bells and whistles , parang mga bakla sa Thailand. and legally "female" na rin siya pero and problema mas malaki pa adam's apple saiyo.

    parang nabuhayan ng loob si Renzo sa bagong choice ah
    Girl 4 ako.

    Real girl.
    Sobrang yaman.
    Sunod lahat ng luho mo.

    Pero syempre may catch " naging sila ni Shadow before ... "
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