SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

[slip-slick]

so mga married men, now you know what to prepare for to not get caught hehe

SIGNS OF A PHILANDERING HUSBAND: How to catch him.

1. Check his celphone regularly when he is in the bathroom. Check the inbox/message sent/picture & video folders/dialed numbers/received calls).
2. Never show him that you know something.
3. Check his wallet for some valuable informations such as (receipts/discount card/etc)
4. Check his car while he is asleep.
5. Check the car's odometer reading and ask him where he went last night. The KM reading should tally with his destination.
6. See if the passenger's seat is not in a normal position.
7. Be an internet or pc savvy.
8. Check his friendster's list etc.
9. Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc or ask him to teach you how to operate it.
10. If he is often times grouchy and doesn't want to sleep with you at the same time.
11. He spent the night away watching tv and letting you sleep first.
12. He regularly grooms himself and uses perfume when he is going out.
13. Always on a gimmick and less time with family.
14. He is agitated/nervous when his celphone rings every weekends(sat/sun).
15. Uses his celphone regularly in an odd time of the day.
16. Always has an alibi when going home late. (work, ot, meeting, etc.)

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Any inputs guys???

[roninblade]

signs of a paranoid wife yan not a philandering husband.

[ts1n1ta]

aba may guidelines pa talaga. :lol:

kahit naman siguro ano palusot eh nararamdaman ng mga misis yan.. may 6th sense ang mga babae

[j_avonni]

Ang importante ay huwag magpapahuli. But most importantly, pag nahuli, HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN. HUWAG AAMIN.

[mikaztro]

It's better to cheat than to repeat! Ay! Pang iskwela pala yan. :D

[BlueGirl]

hay sana hindi ko ito kailanganin in the future...kaya girls kelangan presentable tayo palagi para hindi titingin sa iba ang bf/asawa natin..

[BlueGirl]

aba may guidelines pa talaga. :lol:

kahit naman siguro ano palusot eh nararamdaman ng mga misis yan.. may 6th sense ang mga babae

totoo yan!!!kala niyo may lusot kayo nuh?hahaha..

[Jun aka Pekto]

I wouldn't do such a thing. I sacrificed so much (while I was single) for my wife (between the pretty girls her cousins tried to set me up with and the lady doctor in the Philippines my mom tried to set me up with, not to mention the souring of my relationship to my mom (my mom is biased against the Visayas where my wife is from). I'm not about to let anything ruin our marriage.......

Edit: Of course I love my wife too. But, even she was surprised when she found out all these things. And of course that's also why we're here. She wanted some distance away from her cousins in Nevada. Yup. She found out quite a few things about me she didn't know about when she moved in and cleaned up house...... Several years of "memories" simply disappeared after my wife was done cleaning house. Not a trace of my previous relationships.....

[scarab]

...too late. #1 got me in really deep $hit before.

[chain]

...too late. #1 got me in really deep $hit before.

hehehe.. tandaan ko tuloy bilin ng Uncle ko.

"put evertything in your head. never leave any evidence... kaya pati number memorize mo na."

[Chip]

I wouldn't do such a thing. I sacrificed so much (while I was single) for my wife (between the pretty girls her cousins tried to set me up with and the lady doctor in the Philippines my mom tried to set me up with, not to mention the souring of my relationship to my mom (my mom is biased against the Visayas where my wife is from). I'm not about to let anything ruin our marriage.......

Edit: Of course I love my wife too. But, even she was surprised when she found out all these things. And of course that's also why we're here. She wanted some distance away from her cousins in Nevada. Yup. She found out quite a few things about me she didn't know about when she moved in and cleaned up house...... Several years of "memories" simply disappeared after my wife was done cleaning house. Not a trace of my previous relationships.....

Idol.
I'm not about to let anything ruin what I'm in now either. I'm in for the long haul. Kaya whenever I feel down about being in my long distance relationship, I just visit the thread where you and niky posted what you went through. I am sure I can pull this off too.

[Jun aka Pekto]

Idol.
I'm not about to let anything ruin what I'm in now either. I'm in for the long haul. Kaya whenever I feel down about being in my long distance relationship, I just visit the thread where you and niky posted what you went through. I am sure I can pull this off too.

Communication is key. Keep in touch especially now with email, text messaging, Skype, video conferencing, and all that stuff. There's really no excuse not to keep in touch.

Back then, we didn't have much of that stuff. I wrote letters and I called long-distance. I even went as far as calling her mom and asking her to help her daughter keep the flame alive. A LDR isn't going to work unless both parties have the will power to endure.

One thing that convinced my then wife-to-be that I was serious was the time I started an allotment (started with $200/mo, then $500/mo, and later, higher still) for her. Pretty big gamble on my part considering the last time I had seen my wife to be, she was merely an acquaintance just starting HS.

But, all that is hindsight now......

Add: It's also good to write letters regularly. Sure there's email. But, nothing shows effort better than writing in your own hand. I wrote my wife letters that were 4-5 pages long. Not much in those letters except BS stuff in my daily life, a few lines of romance here and there. But, she took them all in.

[oldblue]

Pang-kontra

1. Check his celphone regularly when he is in the bathroom. Check the inbox/message sent/picture & video folders/dialed numbers/received calls).

buy another celphone. one for d wife, one for "work"


2. Never show him that you know something.


always ask her what's bugging her. kahit wala. you'd be surprised, sa mga random asking eh meron pa din sasabihin! kakatamad nga lang neto


3. Check his wallet for some valuable informations such as (receipts/discount card/etc)

if caught, treat her sa shop in question.

4. Check his car while he is asleep.
5. Check the car's odometer reading and ask him where he went last night.
The KM reading should tally with his destination.
6. See if the passenger's seat is not in a normal position.

hmmm... oo nga ano.


7. Be an internet or pc savvy.
8. Check his friendster's list etc.
9. Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc or ask him to teach you how to operate it.

make an e-mail and friendster account and give her the password. then create other accounts.

[mikaztro]

Pang-kontra

1. Check his celphone regularly when he is in the bathroom. Check the inbox/message sent/picture & video folders/dialed numbers/received calls).

buy another celphone. one for d wife, one for "work"


2. Never show him that you know something.


always ask her what's bugging her. kahit wala. you'd be surprised, sa mga random asking eh meron pa din sasabihin! kakatamad nga lang neto


3. Check his wallet for some valuable informations such as (receipts/discount card/etc)

if caught, treat her sa shop in question.

4. Check his car while he is asleep.
5. Check the car's odometer reading and ask him where he went last night.
The KM reading should tally with his destination.
6. See if the passenger's seat is not in a normal position.

hmmm... oo nga ano.


7. Be an internet or pc savvy.
8. Check his friendster's list etc.
9. Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc or ask him to teach you how to operate it.

make an e-mail and friendster account and give her the password. then create other accounts.

Good tips bro!

[Chip]

Communication is key. Keep in touch especially now with email, text messaging, Skype, video conferencing, and all that stuff. There's really no excuse not to keep in touch.

Back then, we didn't have much of that stuff. I wrote letters and I called long-distance. I even went as far as calling her mom and asking her to help her daughter keep the flame alive. A LDR isn't going to work unless both parties have the will power to endure.

One thing that convinced my then wife-to-be that I was serious was the time I started an allotment (started with $200/mo, then $500/mo, and later, higher still) for her. Pretty big gamble on my part considering the last time I had seen my wife to be, she was merely an acquaintance just starting HS.

But, all that is hindsight now......

Add: It's also good to write letters regularly. Sure there's email. But, nothing shows effort better than writing in your own hand. I wrote my wife letters that were 4-5 pages long. Not much in those letters except BS stuff in my daily life, a few lines of romance here and there. But, she took them all in.

tama to! nothing beats a handwritten note eh sir jun? kahit pangit ng handwriting ko, tinatyaga ko pa rin
sorry OT na.. don nalang ako sa LDR thread heehee

[karlbo]

pag umuwi sya galing gmik or trabaho, amuyin mo yung singit nya. pag mabango 0 amoy sabon, nambababae yan.

kaya mga boys pag gusto nyo mangaliwa, jogging muna kayo ng konte bago umuwi!! hehehehe!!!!

nice one... hehehe

[Fast Eddie]

kapag mga misis ay isa sa mga ganito:
"si mr ay nate-tempt mangaliwa"

1-bwisitin
2-suplada sa kilos at ugali
3-ayaw magbigay ng s*x sa mister
4-ayaw mag-ayos at magpaganda ng konti
5-sobra na sa katabaan
6-tamad
7-walang karoma-ramantic si misis
8-hindi affectionate si misis
9-ayaw payakap si misis kahit sa bahay o daan.
10-medyo me pagkatanga
11-binaboy sa bahay,ayaw maglinis
12-di marunong magluto
13-lumalaban ng sagutan
14-mapagmura:aray:
15-mabahong hinihinga:
16-di malinis sa katawan (meron b.o)
17-ayaw e-share ang savings account
18-walang trabaho
18-walang kagana-gana sa pakikipagtalik sa mr.
19-magaling mang sira ng araw
20-ayaw payakap ke mr, kung nagsisiping sa kama
21-ayaw e-share ang kinikita sa sweldo
22-malandi sa mga lalake
23-mahilig makipagtinginan sa mga lalake:
24-sugarol, tapos pinapaubos lahat sa sugal pera nila:
25-lasenga
26-nag do-droga
27-bungangera
27-di marunong maghugas at mamlantsa, puro na lang si mr.
28-di marunong maglaba,puro na lang si mr.
29-mahilig makipagdaldalan sa kapitbahay at binubulgar lahat ang
personal na buhay nilang magasawa:secret:
30-ayaw kumain ng talong ni misis.:please:
sus mariano! kung ganito ang misis mo talagang
mangangaliwa si mr.:***: :banana1:

[CVT]

kapag mga misis ay isa sa mga ganito:
"si mr ay nate-tempt mangaliwa"

1-bwisitin
2-suplada sa kilos at ugali
3-ayaw magbigay ng s*x sa mister
4-ayaw mag-ayos at magpaganda ng konti
5-sobra na sa katabaan
6-tamad
7-walang karoma-ramantic si misis
8-hindi affectionate si misis
9-ayaw payakap si misis kahit sa bahay o daan.
10-medyo me pagkatanga
11-binaboy sa bahay,ayaw maglinis
12-di marunong magluto
13-lumalaban ng sagutan
14-mapagmura:aray:
15-mabahong hinihinga:
16-di malinis sa katawan (meron b.o)
17-ayaw e-share ang savings account
18-walang trabaho
18-walang kagana-gana sa pakikipagtalik sa mr.
19-magaling mang sira ng araw
20-ayaw payakap ke mr, kung nagsisiping sa kama
21-ayaw e-share ang kinikita sa sweldo
22-malandi sa mga lalake
23-mahilig makipagtinginan sa mga lalake:
24-sugarol, tapos pinapaubos lahat sa sugal pera nila:
25-lasenga
26-nag do-droga
27-bungangera
27-di marunong maghugas at mamlantsa, puro na lang si mr.
28-di marunong maglaba,puro na lang si mr.
29-mahilig makipagdaldalan sa kapitbahay at binubulgar lahat ang
personal na buhay nilang magasawa:secret:
30-ayaw kumain ng talong ni misis.:please:
sus mariano! kung ganito ang misis mo talagang
mangangaliwa si mr.:***: :banana1:

Wow! Super heavy na ito!

Pag 3 ganyan pataas,- hiwalay na,- hindi na kaliwa..... hehehe

[CVT]

Add: It's also good to write letters regularly. Sure there's email. But, nothing shows effort better than writing in your own hand. I wrote my wife letters that were 4-5 pages long. Not much in those letters except BS stuff in my daily life, a few lines of romance here and there. But, she took them all in.

I swear I did, too.

Two pages, front and back....; twice a week; no fail,- for 2 years.

But we were not meant to be.... hehehe

:starwars:

[theveed]

You can also change the title to:

Signs of a Things that a paranoid, low-self-esteem wife does hehe...

- Cellphone in Bathroom... Hmm, I play solitaire all the time sa bathroom! hehe
- Check the folders/directory of his laptop/pc -Uhmm, **** hideout...
- He regularly grooms himself - Unless you're married to a redneck (or asian equivalent, isn't this a good thing? hehe - Unless he's gay)