Para Sa Mga Guys Po..Ano pinaka hate nyo??

[jaeger]

to all the abused and battered men on this thread, it's about time we gave our luv our ground rules (i just picked this up from the net)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the MALE side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,

don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways

and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible,

please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear

is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[BoEinG_747]

ciempre ang ......two timer


kasi kung maarte or pangit lang..pero kung mahal mo mahal mo pa rin

pero pag niloko ka ng pangit na maarte ..iyon ang masakit ...hehehe

[empy]

ako pinaka-hate ko sa babae yung ayaw makipag-seks araw-araw :lol:

[stinkaboy]

ayaw sabhin pa kung ano ang problema..hulaan mo pa, paranoid..iiyak lg ng bigla kahit small things lg pinag aawayan nyo...tas may problema kayo, ayaw ka pang kausapin, papatayin ang cellphone, ayaw sagutin mga tawag mo...

[theveed]

Isa lang...

Nakakalimutan na iba ang lalake sa babae.... Kaya halos lahat ng bagay iba ang "approach" natin

[kotiko]

Wow great post, jaeger! :D

[theveed]

Loved these hehe

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

[BlueBimmer]

i hate clingy girls..oras oras tetext sayo 'ano ginagawa mo?' 'busy ka?' 'bakit ang tagal mo magreply?' wtf stop pestering me!! kaya hiwalay 2loy sa ex hehe

[gearspeed]

pinakahate ko sa babae here's a list of few..hehe

1. maarte
2. walang isang salita kagaya ng ayaw daw niya ng liar aba siya pa yung naglie na wala daw sa kanya yung binder ko.tapos siya pa ang may karapatan ihagis sa harap ko ang mga pics na nasa binder ko..galing
3. mahilig magdeny
4. malabo

Kung may nakalimutan pa ako kasama na dun sa list yun...
Experience ko lahat yan kay Dianne..

[moneywhiz]

social-climbers and gold-diggers

[quiksie]

nagger at ayaw magpatalo kahit siya mali

[onat_1]

MAARTE,MAKULIT,MALANDI..... tatlong "m" na ayaw ko sa lahat.

[Josh0027]

manloloko... magagantso... di marunog sumagot ng email at text at phone... mga walang kuwentang kaibigan... mga backstabber... mga taong di pinapahalagaan ang puso mo...

[empy]

pinaka-ayaw ko lahat ang babaeng ayaw sa akin

[Josh0027]

pinaka-ayaw ko lahat ang babaeng ayaw sa akin

Amen to that!

[espeago]

pinaka-ayaw ko lahat ang babaeng ayaw sa akin

Its the girl's loss not yours...

[RIKK03]

Ito talaga ayaw ko
1. Selosa, insecure..always checking on you. Tapos pag nanono-od ka nang TV tapos may seksi sasabihing type mo no. Pagsinabi mong hindi nagagalit and calls me a liar, tapos pag sinabi mong type mo galit pa rin..WTF?? Women I tell you.
2. Unorganize.
3. The guessing game.
Wife: Honey..Let's go somewhere.
Me: OK (Kahit di gusto..hehe...kasi ako palagi nagmamaneho), sige handa kana which BTW takes forever.
Me: (Nasa sasakyan na) Saan tayo punta??
Wife: Di ko lam, ikaw mag-isip ..
Me: HuH? ikaw nagyaya so ikaw mag isip
Wife: Di ko nga lam ..bahala ka na
Me: (suggest a place)
Wife: Yoko don
Me: (suggest another place)
Wife: Yoko din don....bahala na just go and start driving
Me: Grrrrrrrrrrr
Hay naku marami pa, but most of them nasabi nyo na...lalo na yung di sumasagot pa tinanong mo kung ano ang problema ( Grrrr. I hate that Sh?t)

[RedHotBlood]

i really hate girls who are teasers!! kunwari lalandiin ka yun pala manghihingi lang ng load? S%#t!!!

[espeago]

I hate mahabo girls...kasi they're supposed to be mabango always di ba?

[BlueGirl]

I hate mahabo girls...kasi they're supposed to be mabango always di ba?

yeah...ako hindi lumalabas ng bahay ng hindi ako mabango...hehehe

tsinita,
oo nga kakaiba ang thread na ito..dapat gumawa din tayo ng.."ano ba ang ayaw ng mga girlz sa guys?hehehe...