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  1. Join Date
    Nov 2002
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    #1
    Pili kayo kung sino kayo jan or sino ung boyfriend nyo jan sa mga yan..!!

    Different Courting Habits

    THE VARSITY DUDE
    Opening line: "You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so inspired "
    His game plan: He's gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he scores
    First move: He'll give you free tickets to his games
    First gift: His team jacket or a UST growling tigers yellow jacket....
    First date: He's gonna take you to a UAAP game between ATENEO and BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL
    Phone habit(s): He always talks about his great heroic game saving shots
    Courting endurance: Really depends on how long the off-season is
    How he will propose: After a game and winning the MVP award, he'll ask you to be his girlfriend

    THE COMPUTER KID
    Opening line: ..Hi!!!...ASL
    His game plan: He's gonna give you all the anti-nuking devices to keep you protected
    First move: He'll give you a cyber flower
    First gift: New software especially made for you
    First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you're gonna chat and surf together
    Phone habit(s): He always talks about computer jargons, you never understand them though
    Visiting hours: Whenever your computer breaks down, he'll be there
    Courting endurance: It really depends on how much more free Internet hours he has left
    How he will propose: He's gonna ask you over one of the chat channels

    THE GEEK FREAK
    Opening line: "Hey groovy chick!!"
    His game plan: He's gonna do all your homework until you realize his importance
    First move: He's gonna do all your reports and term papers
    First gift: A book on Chemistry made easy starring Big Bird and Pong Pagong
    First date: He's gonna take you to a very silent place... the library
    Phone habit(s): He always tries to review you for upcoming tests and quizzes
    Visiting hours: Every time you have work that requires him to go to your house
    Courting endurance: As long as you need someone to do your school load
    How he will propose: He's gonna ask you in between the bookshelves in the library

    THE RICH KID
    Opening line: "So whatta you want?" (flips the wallet open with all the dangling credit cards)
    His game plan: He's gonna give you anything money can buy
    First move: He'll take you for a joy ride in his two-seater roadster
    First gift: Anything with a price tag not lower than 10,000
    First date: He's gonna take you in his yacht for a cruise
    Phone habit(s): He keeps on asking if there's anything you need, and he means ANYTHING
    Visiting hours: whenever you're available
    Courting endurance: usually lasts long enough for you to be as rich as he is
    How he will propose: He'll rent TIME SQUARE and propose on the big screen

    MR. SMOOTH (magingat sa style ng taong ito, ayon sa istatistika sya ang may pinakamaraming nabibiktima)
    Opening line: Usually he'll call the girl and make her "bola"
    His game plan: He'll be friends with you first and then he'll go for the kill afterwards
    First move: He'll be callin' you ever night to try to be as close to you as possible
    First gift: He'll give you roses or a teddy bear
    First date: He's gonna take you for a stroll at the mall
    Phone habit(s): He always makes you "bola"
    Visiting hours: Whenever he can think of an excuse to go to your place
    Courting endurance: As long as he doesn't get that famous line "..let's be friends na lang"
    How he will propose: Over the phone (around midnight in most cases)

    THE HEADBANGER
    Opening line: "Pank's nat ded!!"
    His game plan: He's gonna keep on asking you to watch his gigs
    First move: He'll give you tickets just for you to watch his gigs
    First gift: Some heavy metal CD you can't seem to appreciate
    First date: He's gonna take you to Club Dredd
    Phone habit(s): He keeps on playing the guitar over the phone, heavy metal stuff of course!
    Visiting hours: Every time he doesn't have a gig
    Courting endurance: As long as you don't say No!
    How he will propose: He's gonna dedicate this song to you and propose afterwards

    THE PLAYBOY
    Opening line: "You're my one and only."
    His game plan: As far as he's concerned, you're just one of his many options
    First move: He's gonna call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT (guess who he calls on those other nights?!?!?)
    First gift: A Parker pen, the ones that can be bought in packs (guess where
    the other pens went?!)
    First date: He's gonna take you to a place where he's sure that he can't be spotted by his other girls...someplace like...McDonalds, Laguna
    Visiting hours: Every other day (I wonder why?!?)
    Courting endurance: As long as he gets away with it
    How he will propose: Like how he asks every other girl.. Can you be my girlfriend??"

    THE FLASH
    Opening line: "Will you be my girlfriend?"
    His game plan: He'll ask you as soon as possible
    First move: He's gonna ask you
    First gift: Oh yah , while he's asking you he's gonna give you roses
    First date: (You have to give him an answer first before he takes you out
    Phone habit(s): You will really never got to talk to him. He is so goddamn fast!!)
    Visiting hours: The only time he's gonna visit is when he's gonna ask you
    How he will propose: refer to opening line

    THE JOLOG
    Opening line: "I CRUSH YOU" (what he means is, he likes you very much!)
    His game plan: He's gonna collect coins so he can call you from the payphone
    First move: He's gonna follow you around like some goon and then he's gonna pick your pocket to get info about you.
    First gift: He's gonna give you a pirated tape of the Streetboys' latest album with the special participation of Aiza Seguerra
    First date: He's gonna take you to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to watch a tagalog movie
    Phone habit(s): He tries to make you bola by comparing you to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor
    Visiting hours: As long as the jeepneys are not on strike
    Courting endurance: As long as..."He Crushes You"
    How he will propose: "I lab u , puwede ba kitang maging syota?!?!" (---Jologs talaga)


    ---- Oh..Sino Kayo Dito..?!!

  2. Join Date
    Jan 2002
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    #2
    wala eh.... pero ok na sakin ang RICH KID heheh, super thoughtful eh... sino ba naman ang girl na di gusto ang pampered :mrgreen:

  3. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    4,801
    #3
    hjahahaha, okay yung classifications ah :mrgreen:

    nako, talo ako ng mga RICH, kagaguhan lang ang puhunan ko eh :mrgreen:

  4. Join Date
    Nov 2002
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    #4
    ayus un ahh!!...

    ok sana un smooth kso may bola. hahaha :mrgreen:

  5. Join Date
    May 2008
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    #5
    eh pano kung babae nanliligaw sa akin?

  6. Join Date
    Apr 2008
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    247
    #6
    gusto ko tuloy maging rich.. pero hindi para sa chiks..para sa koche.

  7. Join Date
    Sep 2005
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    3,005
    #7
    "I crush you!" hahahaha!!!!


    Pero honestly, none of them are my style. hehehe!

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