chieffy: :lol: Nabasa ko yan kanina.
A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day.
The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car.
She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this?
The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one!```*
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Meron ba kayo original link nung nagviral sa facebook na " Nasa kama kana, bakit lumipat ka pa sa banig"
May nagshare kasi eh mukhang hindi na original post. Ito yung may itsura yung asawa tapos pinalit sa mataba.
Personally yung asawa kasi natatabangan ako sa beauty. Gusto ko makita other photos kasi yung katawan eh "utong-agad" Ang boring nun kahit anong kwenta ng ganda preo parang rebulto na walang kabuhay-buhay. Yung iba magpopositive thinking na perky daw pero in reality hindi nakakaenjoy ang utong-agad. Na-experience ko yan kaya alam ko. Kulang sa mapipisil. Baby nga pagkapanganak gusto sumuso parang kuhol. Nature/instinct ng every human being yan. Si kabit naman paano ko ba sabihin, ayoko sabihin pangit kasi naattract ako may asim eh. Parang chicharong bituka na its not pretty pero may times gusto mo kainin. So its not pang araw-araw pero matetempt ka.
Pero naawa ako doon sa mataba kasi pinagfiestahan na itsura nya sa facebook. Pero seryoso may asim eh. Kung baga acquired taste.
Sana kay too hacker ka ng Pilipinas ng friend mo nagpa search.
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ayan nga yung nagviral. Nakita ko facebook nung asawa eh tawag nya diyan kay kabit eh bulldog lover. Grabe sa inis noh.
Yung description ko doon sa chicharong bituka. Ganito nung early to mid 90s eh highschool ako nun eh ang inuman nyan usually sa bahay ng barkada. Ano ba sikat na pulutan at that time pag sinabayan mo ng tequilla = its chicharong bituka or bulaklak. Hindi maganda itsura tingnan pero nangangasim kami barkada nun pag napadaan doon sa stall. But syempre hindi mo maaraw-araw yan kasi masuya ka din. May araw na masarap yan once a week. Yung sisig kasi eh late 90s to early 2000 na sumikat yan.
Biglang tuloy napaisip ako kumain chicharon bituka. Ano nga ba yung sikat nagbebenta nyan yung may kasama mga nuts.
Tagal ko na din hindi nakainom tequilla. Pag naalala ko traydor yung gold. PAg tayo ko umikot talaga paligid. Sa silver talaga ako. Ewan ko ba bakit kami nahilig sa tequilla. Baka dahil doon sa gimikan natuto nyan sa greenhills sa kanto ng annapolis yun eh. Nlagay yung asin doon sa pisngi ng dede..... doon sumikat yan eh. Para kami mga asong-ulol na sumisigaw-sigaw pa. Iba talaga buhay highschool!!!!
nakita ko yan sa fb dami kasi nag share
ganda ng original misis pero mukhang boring
baka mas magaling si kabit hehehe
May nagsabi sa akin na mas maganda asawahin ang magaling sa kama kahit daw hindi kahandahan...
Pero depende yata sa pagdadala ng lalake, kung good siya sa bed i think mahahawa yung babae... specially if tuturoan... hehe... or bilhan mo ng LV bag... hehehe...
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hahaha bilhan ng LV
basically when you make girl happy she'll reward you with good ***
I think the performance of the woman depends on how she loves or wants the man. I've read hundreds of stories and heard na rin first hand of women who were like logs in bed with their BF or husband pero sa lovers nila akala mo pron star performance.
I thought it was outrageous until I experienced it myself. 5 years with my then BF and I had a stiff personality and no interest in physical contact. Then I met crush and had a 180. I also think it's bull when a girl says she doesn't do this or that. She will do everything for a man she wants bad.
So I do believe kahit sinong Santa santita can turn into a hot devil with the right man.
Iba na panahon ngayon, daming cheaters na babae. Sa Tulfo pa lang majority babae ang nagloloko.
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Ang advantage ng babae kahit sobrang pangit meron papatol na lalake. Laman titi din. Kung *** lang mas mabilis sa babae.
Pero pag lalake sobrwng pangit pahirapan talaga. [emoji23]
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Sanay na sa mga galawan? ... like yung mga post sa instagram, travelling solo na magagandang babae... sponsored trip... pussy lang puhonan... hehehe...
Kaya makapangyarihan talaga ang pussy ng mga babae...
Plus it come with different shapes and sizes... [emoji4]
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