The Man Rules!

[Taurus]

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.[SIZE=3]

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Now here are the rules from the male side.[SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
These are our rules!
Please note….these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem onlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. .

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it willbe scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or[SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh..

Pass this to as many women as you can -[SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
to give them a bigger laugh.

[testament11]

+10000000000 to this, i like it! hahaha!

[freeloader]

good one

[oliver1013]

Hehe tama nga naman..

[russpogi]

Tama! Tama to!!!

[skyglider]

parang agree lahat tayo ah...

[woohoo]

Tama! Tama to!!!

Tama!!! Tatamaan kayo sa mga GF/Misis ninyo pag nakita nila replies ninyo!!! :hysterical:

[ab_initio]

^^another way of playing with the rules....herherher.

[CVT]

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

Guilty! hahaha....

7505:bravo:

[donbuggy]

Guys, we shouldn't brag about Christopher Columbus. He thought that he reached the Indies when he actually landed in the Americas. Other than that, I agree with the Man Rules.

Severely underestimating the circumference of the Earth, he estimated that a westward route from Iberia to the Indies would be shorter and more direct than the overland trade route through Arabia... Following his plotted course, he instead landed within the Bahamas Archipelago at a locale he named San Salvador. Mistaking the North-American island for the East-Asian mainland, he referred to its inhabitants as "Indios".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus

[pup2]

hehe. But he DIDN'T ask for directions and he found SOMETHING di ba? Bwahaha.

[CVT]

hehe. But he DIDN'T ask for directions and he found SOMETHING di ba? Bwahaha.

Which turned out to become the most powerful nation in the world!

Priceless....

7505:bravo:

[Horsepower]

Which turned out to become the most powerful nation in the world!

Priceless....

7505:bravo:

whose big as$ percentage of its citizens ran away from the money they owe and triggered the collapse of the global financial system causing a lot of trouble all over the world.

[CVT]

whose big as$ percentage of its citizens ran away from the money they owe and triggered the collapse of the global financial system causing a lot of trouble all over the world.

Hahahaha!!!! Agree bro. Can't win them all!....

7505:bravo:

[jansky]

Hahahaha!!!! Agree bro. Can't win them all!....

7505:bravo:

hahhahaha taking back the root.. what if Columbus did not find that place ???

[ab_initio]

OT:

Men are like…..Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like…..Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like…..Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like…..Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like…..Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like…..Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.

Men are like…..Curling irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

Men are like……Dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.

Men are like … Fragments of soap they get together in bars

Men are like…..Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

peace po! peace, talaga!

[jansky]

As a response to ^
Women are like
[SIZE=2]...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
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[oliver1013]

Hehehe ok to ah more more!!

[donbuggy]

Men are like…..Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Ouch! Para tayong na left hook. There's some truth to this.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/p...ion/index.html

(OPRAH.com) -- Physical attraction may be as old as time, but new studies are beginning to uncover the science behind *** appeal. Unexpected factors -- like biochemical odors, face shape and voice pitch -- just might have more to do with your choice of mate than anyone ever expected.

Not everything that goes into finding a partner is biological. Researchers have also found that if a woman looks at the face of a man whom she knows nothing about, she will give it a rating on a scale of 1 to 10 that's different than if she is shown the same face and a corresponding income. When a man makes a lot of money, a woman will rate him higher on an attractiveness scale than she would that same man with a smaller income.

[Horsepower]

Hmm. that makes sense. There men who look like escapees from Maximum-Security prison and yet still get hot chicks because of their nice cars. hehehe.