How Men Change After Marriage

[FLiPMaRC]

Funny :lol: but true

[FLiPMaRC]

peace mga bossing! i will kick him out if he farts anywhere near me. There is a comfort room where he can excrete all that he has to. Darn getting married doesnt have to be smelling his fart. That is why the comfort room has a door. I know it serves some kind of purpose.

When I fart inside the car, I lock the doors and windows :lol: Then my wife starts screaming :lol:

[Greaseman]

When I fart inside the car, I lock the doors and windows :lol: Then my wife starts screaming :lol:

Whoa! ang lupet! that's torture!

[JohnM]

When I fart inside the car, I lock the doors and windows. Then my wife starts screaming

When I fart inside the car, my wife farts back. Give and take diba? Sweet!!!

And Chip: we've never forgiven you and your assault on our noses a few years ago. Poor FX driver

[Chip]

When I fart inside the car, my wife farts back. Give and take diba? Sweet!!!

And Chip: we've never forgiven you and your assault on our noses a few years ago. Poor FX driver

seminarista: thats one understanding missus you got there. i assume may burp wars din kayo? lol

shush about the fx driver.. i have no recollection of that senator

[XTO]

peace mga bossing! i will kick him out if he farts anywhere near me. There is a comfort room where he can excrete all that he has to. Darn getting married doesnt have to be smelling his fart. That is why the comfort room has a door. I know it serves some kind of purpose.

what if he farts during...you know, you'll kick him or just ignore it na lang.

[Canwe?]

what if he farts during...you know, you'll kick him or just ignore it na lang.

What if he farts during*tooot**?
Ah shucks? major turn off...il file for legal separation.
I think we should always honor our partner all the time.
I want it to be everyday courtship. Well if you're really in love thats how it is.
But farting during the *toooott* will change my mind forever!!!

[Chip]

What if he farts during*tooot**?
Ah shucks? major turn off...il file for legal separation.
I think we should always honor our partner all the time.
I want it to be everyday courtship. Well if you're really in love thats how it is.
But farting during the *toooott* will change my mind forever!!!

but isnt it women who fart during the ***?
oh but thats a different kind of fart

[empy]

but isnt it women who fart during the ***?

eh siyempre, napipisa kasi yung tiyan nila eh

this thread is going downhill fast :bwahaha:

[wren]

what if he farts during...you know, you'll kick him or just ignore it na lang.

kala mo, he's making funny faces dahil enjoy nya yung lovemaking...yun pala napapa-utot lang.

[CVT]

Tsikoteers with their partner while in heavy traffic:

mag-shota: I really enjoy traffic, because it means we stay longer together.
6 weeks of marriage : Traffic? okay lang,- where are we going anyway?
6 years of marriage : Traffic? *#$%^,- we need to go home now! There are a lot of things we need to do (kids' homework, clean/fix the house etc...)

[Canwe?]

Tsikoteers with their partner while in heavy traffic:

mag-shota: I really enjoy traffic, because it means we stay longer together.
6 weeks of marriage : Traffic? okay lang,- where are we going anyway?
6 years of marriage : Traffic? *#$%^,- we need to go home now! There are a lot of things we need to do (kids' homework, clean/fix the house etc...)

haha! that's really dull and routinary!
sheesh! scary!

[1D4LV]

andyan ba si baiskee? wala pang six weeks ah. at least, he will know what will happen in exactly 6 years from now. hehehehe.

[orly]

Sabi nung friend ko, mula daw ng nag asawa sya ay naging masaya sya pero nung binata daw sya ay masayang masayang masaya ang buhay nya.... kaya ngayon daw ay masaya nalang sya....hehehe... nakakabawas pala ng saya ang pag aasawa.

[BlueGirl]

totoo ba yan?may possibility ba na hindi yan mangyayari?

[mikey177]

totoo ba yan?may possibility ba na hindi yan mangyayari?

Yup. Just master the tips from the Partners and Marriage thread, and you should live to a ripe, happy old age with your spouse

[ILuvDetailing]

only time will tell

[ale828]

From what i see in my friends who are married. they all get heavy and their tummies get bigger, no exercise for most of them.

[Canwe?]

From what i see in my friends who are married. they all get heavy and their tummies get bigger, no exercise for most of them.

haha! true very true! they are stresssed out with the responsibilities in their hands! haha!

[Canwe?]

for example you let it pass, he farts during toot,
the next time he does it again...farts here and there and everywhere..the next thing that will happen is

he will defecate during *toooot*!