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    How Men Change After Marriage:

    The Love Word:

    After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
    After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you
    think I proposed?

    Back from Work:

    After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
    After 6 months: BACK!!
    After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?

    Phone Ringing:

    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
    After 6 months: Here, for you
    After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

    Cooking:

    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    After 6 years: AGAIN!

    New Dress:

    After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
    After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:

    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    After 6 months: I like this movie
    After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the
    mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself


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    damn, delikado ito...hahahhaa

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    fact of life. hehe. more so if you don't have kids.

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    hahaha pakita ko to dpat kay fiance

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    after 6 weeks - oh honey, i farted! i'm so embarrassed! i'm so sorry
    after 6 months - (bukas na yung pinto pag tumatae)
    after 6 years - (lalapitan pa talaga para ututan)


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    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    after 6 weeks - oh honey, i farted! i'm so embarrassed! i'm so sorry
    after 6 months - (bukas na yung pinto pag tumatae)
    after 6 years - (lalapitan pa talaga para ututan)


    nyahahahahaha! parang pamilyar sa akin to ah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    after 6 weeks - oh honey, i farted! i'm so embarrassed! i'm so sorry
    after 6 months - (bukas na yung pinto pag tumatae)
    after 6 years - (lalapitan pa talaga para ututan)

    :lol: wala pa naman ako sa pangatlo ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by chieffy
    :lol: wala pa naman ako sa pangatlo ha ha ha
    yuck! etiquette please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    after 6 weeks - oh honey, i farted! i'm so embarrassed! i'm so sorry
    after 6 months - (bukas na yung pinto pag tumatae)
    after 6 years - (lalapitan pa talaga para ututan)

    ROFLMAO!!!!!

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    Buti na lang malapit na kaming mag-10 years ni misis. Nalagpasan na namin yung farting near your partner during the 6th year

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    :bwahaha:

    Visit the Singles Club thread silverbx

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    like the old joke goes...

    1st = asawa
    2nd = sawa
    3rd = awa
    4th = wa na?!

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    katakot magpakasal, nyahahaa lalo na kung ganto...
    Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    after 6 weeks - oh honey, i farted! i'm so embarrassed! i'm so sorry
    after 6 months - (bukas na yung pinto pag tumatae)
    after 6 years - (lalapitan pa talaga para ututan)
    hehehe

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    *** parang ayoko na magpakasal haha

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    funny but true :D

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    pero kwidaw ha very fulfilling ang married life.. masarap lalo pag may mga kids nakakalaro mo

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    haha!this made me laugh! how awfully truth. at times they just find comfort in their kids when they cant take the face of their husband/wife anymore!

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    kaya ayoko pang mag-asawa eh. di pa ko ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverbx986
    kaya ayoko pang mag-asawa eh. di pa ko ready.
    ah jan tayo magkakasundo! pero ingat ka pre...sa mga nagkukunwaring kaibigan. baka mapikot ka! haha!

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    peace mga bossing! i will kick him out if he farts anywhere near me. There is a comfort room where he can excrete all that he has to. Darn getting married doesnt have to be smelling his fart. That is why the comfort room has a door. I know it serves some kind of purpose.

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