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  1. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    19,567
    #1
    guys' permission slip:


    APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

    Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:


    I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest
    authority in my life for the following period:

    Date:
    Time of return
    Time of departure:
    NOT to exceed:

    Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the
    locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from
    hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to
    another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I
    will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume
    above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi
    AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I
    understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my
    girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the
    following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


    Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine
    Liquor Total




    Locations to be visited:



    Females with whom conversation
    is permitted:



    IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact
    permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred
    (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this
    Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the
    relationship.

    I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in
    our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your
    rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a
    fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and
    use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to
    take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by
    the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any
    stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said
    entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other
    than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up,
    breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a
    (drunken) rabbit.

    I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none
    compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
    Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:



    Request is: APPROVED [ ] DENIED [ ]


    This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip
    below and carry at all times.
    .................................................. .................................................. .......................
    Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the
    following period of time:
    Date: Time of departure:
    Time of return:

    Signed - Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: ______________





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    now for the ladies' permission slip:



    APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

    Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:


    I'm going out.

    Signed: (me) _____________________________
    Signature

  2. Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    4,866
    #2
    hahahahaha! ayus!

  3. Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    733
    #3
    wag sana makita ni kumander ito, baka mag paprint ng marami! hahahahha

  4. Join Date
    Nov 2002
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    3,152
    #4
    astig talaga si kumander

  5. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    686
    #5
    di totoo yan! (but don't tell my wife i said so, ok?) :angel3:

  6. Join Date
    Aug 2003
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    330
    #6
    funny!!!

  7. Join Date
    Sep 2005
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    3,005
    #7
    hahaha!!!

  8. Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    3,883
    #8
    meron pang isang permit na hihingin kapag may kasama kang mother in law

  9. Join Date
    Feb 2005
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    2,849
    #9
    hehehe kulet.

  10. Join Date
    Jan 2005
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    165
    #10
    ayos ito. Wala bang wife version??

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Guys' permission slip for a boyss night out