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    The Geography of Women:
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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    #2
    true....true....

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    #3
    ssaloon, i salute!

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    :bwahaha:
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    bullseye!

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    ...Lols... correct ka dyan..

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    hehehe! nice one.

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    todoink!!! hehehe

    Dick Rules!!!! hahaha

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    #9
    now i know why i scratch my, er, head when i'm making hard, er, difficult, decisions! :D

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    #10
    bastos ni yebo!hehehe


    dick over mind ba?

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Geography of Women (and Men)