The Geography of Women:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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June 18th, 2004 02:09 PM #9now i know why i scratch my, er, head when i'm making hard, er, difficult, decisions! :D
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June 19th, 2004 01:39 PM #13"Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled."
wut does this mean :D
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June 19th, 2004 02:03 PM #14on russian girls...
one of our oil rigs went to drill near sakhalin islands in russia 2 years ago and some of the crew who were there are now assigned to our rig. they said it only cost them $10 for a night with a russian lass, but that is if you can stand the smell! since they live in a very cold place they only take baths during the summer, and not everyday at that. the smell of a russian girl, they said, is like the smell of old socks worn for a week in a very wet pair of boots!
pero yun russian girl na kayakap ko sa korea, taga st. petersburg daw siya, mabango naman hehehe! :D
