Depressed GF? Here's How to Make Her Happy...

[JackFlash]

Just tell her to swallow. Solution to PMS, mood swings and menopause: Semen makes women happier and more affectionate (apparently!) - Yahoo! She Philippines

Semen makes women happier and more affectionate (apparently!)

Turns out that we should all be dolling out oral *** treats for the good of our mental health, as a new study has found semen to be a natural antidepressant.

Hmmm…this is a new one on us boys.

The study carried out by The State University of New York found that semen has ‘mood-altering chemicals’ which will elevate our mood and increase our affection levels.

Not only that, seminal fluid has also been found to induce sleep and contain at least three antidepressants.

Taking it one step further, researchers have claimed that on this basis, women that have regular unprotected *** are less likely to be depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

The happiness-boosting chemicals found in semen include:

Cortisol – known to increase affection
Estrone and oxytone – which both elevate your mood
A hormone which releases thyrotropin, an anti-depressant
Melatonin – a sleep inducing agent
Serotonin – an anti-depressant


But before you go about starting your mornings with a semen smoothie – these are just hypothesis for now.

The researchers rounded up 293 female students and asked them to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about their mental health and certain aspects of their *** life.

Any unprotected ***ual activity was used as an indirect measure of the presence of seminal plasma being in the women’s bodies.

They then completed a Beck Depression Inventory to ascertain their mental state.

The study found that women who were having unprotected *** showed less depressive symptoms that those who used condoms or even those who abstained from *** altogether.

We're not sure this counts as conclusive evidence just yet science guys – but we’d be interested to know the effects of this as a chat up line on the ladies…

[uls]

haha

and it makes men happy too

di ka ba matutuwa if your girl swallows your cum?

pang **** ang performance

[yebo]

pare para mawala yang depression mo BJ mo ko.

[tsupermario]

dapat mag stock lang ng listerine

[erick_214]

Sino ang depressed dyan? Mine is available...for FREE..!

[timrev]

sa mahal ko ayaw ko gawin yan painumin ng cum ko...

sa mga pang 1 nightstand gurls pwede yan hehehe

pero 1 time sa X ko diko napigilan ayun pumutok nga habang BJ

[cast_no_shadow]

sa mahal ko ayaw ko gawin yan painumin ng cum ko...

sa mga pang 1 nightstand gurls pwede yan hehehe

pero 1 time sa X ko diko napigilan ayun pumutok nga habang BJ

Pero that time mahal mo siya diba? so how can you say na "sa mahal ko ayaw ko gawin yan painumin ng cum ko" hehe

[timrev]

Pero that time mahal mo siya diba? so how can you say na "sa mahal ko ayaw ko gawin yan painumin ng cum ko" hehe

i mean shes my X fling lang hehehe

to my wife ayaw ko yaw nya din hekhek pero sa title ng thread OT na to

[JackFlash]

Kaya pala maraming komedyanteng bading...

[deafault]

^ LOL. That makes a lotta sense.


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