Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up, start with second last line!!!
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February 26th, 2011 01:33 AM #4BEFORE MARRIAGE:
roses are red. the sky is blue...
you are beautiful, iLoveyou!
AFTER MARRIAGE:
roses are dead. i am blue...
you are my headache!
one day i'L kill you! :fight:
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February 28th, 2011 02:52 PM #5
Before Marriage: "I love this traffic. I get to spend more time with you..."
After Marriage: "Bw!set na traffic ito!!! $%^&*#"...
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March 23rd, 2011 03:30 PM #6Uyyyyy!!!!
Originally Posted by CVT
Before Marriage: "I love this traffic. I get to spend more time with you..."
After Marriage: "Bw!set na traffic ito!!! $%^&*#"...
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Alam na alam ah. Sumbong kita
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March 23rd, 2011 03:49 PM #7Traffic:
Before - pachansing chansing pa, kissing in between stop and go
After - tumitingin sa mga chics na dumadaan kasi ung katabi masungit
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March 23rd, 2011 04:17 PM #8[SIZE=3]BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
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March 23rd, 2011 04:19 PM #9\ Originally Posted by Lucius
Traffic:
Before - pachansing chansing pa, kissing in between stop and go
After - tumitingin sa mga chics na dumadaan kasi ung katabi masungit
nyahaha kaya dapat naka shades lagi
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March 24th, 2011 10:44 AM #10Guilty your Honor...... Originally Posted by CLAVEL3699
Uyyyyy!!!!
Alam na alam ah. Sumbong kita
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