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  1. Join Date
    Jul 2006
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    1,103
    #1
    Before the marriage:



    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.



    She: Do you want me to leave?



    He: NO! Don't even think about it.



    She: Do you love me?



    He: Of course!



    She: Have you ever cheated on me?



    He: NO! Why you even asking?



    She: Will you kiss me?



    He: Yes!



    She: Will you hit me?



    He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!



    She: Can I trust you?



    He: Yes.



    Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up, start with second last line!!!

  2. Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,214
    #2
    ^ parang napanood ko ata to sa Bubble Gang. Tinagalog nila.

  3. Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    3,358
    #3
    haha funny.

    naforward na yan sa teext dati pero nakakatawa parin.

  4. Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    553
    #4
    BEFORE MARRIAGE:
    roses are red. the sky is blue...
    you are beautiful, iLoveyou!

    AFTER MARRIAGE:
    roses are dead. i am blue...
    you are my headache!
    one day i'L kill you! :fight:

  5. Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    39,174
    #5

    Before Marriage: "I love this traffic. I get to spend more time with you..."

    After Marriage: "Bw!set na traffic ito!!! $%^&*#"...

    12.4K:knit:

  6. Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    7,495
    #6
    Quote Originally Posted by CVT View Post

    Before Marriage: "I love this traffic. I get to spend more time with you..."

    After Marriage: "Bw!set na traffic ito!!! $%^&*#"...

    12.4K:knit:
    Uyyyyy!!!!

    Alam na alam ah. Sumbong kita

  7. Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    1,339
    #7
    Quote Originally Posted by mavsn View Post
    BEFORE MARRIAGE:
    roses are red. the sky is blue...
    you are beautiful, iLoveyou!

    AFTER MARRIAGE:
    roses are dead. i am blue...
    you are my headache!
    one day i'L kill you! :fight:
    eto da best!

Before and after the marriage