9 Words Women Use

[HyBrideVo]

i got this email from mah HBG 717 and i was cracking up while reading this :bwahaha:

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can say to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FCUK YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[wren]

parang totoo nga mga yan. :hihihi:

[GlennSter]

oh demn...i always hear these from my girl..what am i doing wrong?!

[juntzo]

those are all true for a relationship that will soon bite the dust!
heed those warning signs... and get ready!

[nicolodeon]

Hmm...mukhang may magagalit neto memya kay HBV.

[wren]

hbv, did you ever wonder why you were sent that e-mail?

[HyBrideVo]

hbv, did you ever wonder why you were sent that e-mail?

nagulat talaga ako out of nowhere yun ang sumalubong saken :bwahaha:

[GerardTagayty]

oh demn...i always hear these from my girl..what am i doing wrong?!

hahaha! were not doing anything wrong. were just never right.... lol

[BlueGirl]

i got this email from mah HBG 717 and i was cracking up while reading this :bwahaha:

its a WARNING my dear :rofl: sounds familiar ba lahat?

[HyBrideVo]

its a WARNING my dear :rofl: sounds familiar ba lahat?

nakow sweetie no comment.. :nerves: :cry:

[BlueGirl]

nakow sweetie no comment..

ano ka ba sweetie :hug:

Okay yan share mo dito mabasa ng mga insensitive na guys:rofl01::peace: at least makatulong tayo sa mga gf/wife nila

[uls]

Counterattack

On d way nako. Trapik --- di pa ako umaalis ng bahay

No, u dont look fat --- mataba ka

You look great --- mataba ka

***y mo naman --- mataba ka

Txt nalang kita --- ur not gonna hear from me again

[doriftospeed]

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FCUK YOU!
^ Nyahahaha, yun pala hilig sabihin nun, madalas ko makuha yan eh. hehehe

[doriftospeed]

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FCUK YOU!
^ Nyahahaha, yun pala hilig sabihin nun, madalas ko makuha yan eh. hehehe

[Jun aka Pekto]

My wife uses "Leche" a lot (towards me ) and I doubt she meant "milk" in spanish.

[juntzo]

my gf's favorite is more direct: "NOKA HILO?"

[Jun aka Pekto]

Another from the wife is, "Go ahead! Do it. Hmmph!" with that "you'll be sorry" look on her face and both hands fisted on her waist.

[Memphis Raines]

Oh my God! The author must be psychic.


This is how my wife and I regularly converse :lolabove:

[Flagg]

i got this email from mah HBG 717 and i was cracking up while reading this :bwahaha:

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

When the wifey says to me: "Haay..."

I say: "Hi honey!"

[mbeige]

10: Like: Used similar to our "parang" as in "like, you know, blah blah" or "parang alam mo yon? blah blah"