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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    [SIZE="4"]THE GAS-SAVING TURBULENCE SPOILER[/SIZE]
    [SIZE="4"]Save Energy And Save Our Planet[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="4"]GOOD NEWS!![/SIZE]

    Dear Homeowner,

    As a special offer to owners of flat-back cars like Pajeros, Monteros, SUV's etc. of [so and so village], we are pleased to give a P500 discount to buyers of our patented gas-saving turbulence spoiler. This discount brings our original price of P4,236 down to only P3,736. This small investment gives never-ending returns for the life of the vehicle. In effect, it pays for itself over and over again!

    Our unusual contraption protected by the Bureau of Patents really works and is the product of eight months of intensive research and development plus long road-testing on our own Pajero.

    Scientists say "Save Energy And Save Our Planet." This is a true saying because our protective ozone layer above our atmosphere already has a hole that is ominously getting bigger and bigger. If this doesn't stop, global-warming will melt the gigantic ice caps in our Arctic Zones. This will then raise the present levels of our oceans and place all human settlements along shorelines permanently under water!

    What we are therefore doing in our own humble way with our turbulence spoiler is to help prevent this tragedy that is caused mainly by the harmful emissions from countless cars/trucks/etc. continously running all over the world!

    By the way, God willing, we are shipping our first trial batch of turbulence spoilers to Los Angeles, California this December.

    Thank you for your kind attention.

    Sincerely
    [signed]
    Serafin G. Aquino, Jr.
    There was no contact information or product diagram/photo included with the letter.

    [cough] bulls*it [cough]

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  2. Join Date
    Jan 2003
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    #2
    pass this letter to 20 people for your wish to come true.

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    worried about the turbulence of flat back cars?

    sell your SUV and buy a subcompact sedan.

    :evillaugh

  4. Join Date
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    #4
    ...or we'll bone your dog!

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    Hey, OTEP, we can make your Pajero more economical and aerodynamic... all I need is a dozen cardboard boxes and a stapler... we'll give you a flat undertray.

    Magandang raket ata yun...

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...

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    #6
    Note to self: Don't buy flat black SUV's because they are bad for the enviroment. Instead only buy SUV's painted glossy black because the clear coat makes it more aerodynamic and gives you better mpg. hehehe

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    #7
    haha. i've received the same letter more than 3x already. kapitbahay lang ang nagpadala nyan e.

  8. Join Date
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    #8
    Quote Originally Posted by redorange View Post
    Note to self: Don't buy flat black SUV's because they are bad for the enviroment. Instead only buy SUV's painted glossy black because the clear coat makes it more aerodynamic and gives you better mpg. hehehe
    No, no, no! That's all wrong! Everybody knows white and silver are the two most economical colors! Red makes your car very fast, I mean, Michael Schumacher paints his F1 car red!

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    #9
    ano iyan another chain mail? baka may nakaipit na 10 centavos diyan...

    they are not saving the environment, infact they are contributing to the problem, do they know where the paper that those brochures came from?

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    #10
    Bureau of Patents >>> turbulence spoilers >>> global warming >>> rising level of the oceans..... Ano ba ito?


    :starwars:

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