HONGKONGers CLUELESS ON ***?

[chua_riwap]

Just saw this "funny" news item from Journal. Read on:

HONG KONGers CLUELESS ON ***

HONG KONG - Hong Kongers usually rank near-bottom of the international list of lovers and a social worker may have discovered why: They don't know what to do between the sheets.

Grace Wong of the southern Chinese territory's Family Planning Association said the number of inquiries at her agency rocketed 50 percent last year, with many clients claiming to have no idea how to have ***.

"Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts," Wong was quoted as telling the Sunday Morning Post. "They don't know where their *** organs are.

"They don't know the physical changes associated with ***ual response, like males getting an erection," she added.

Regular international surveys by condom manufacturers have found the city is less than amorous. Durex's last poll found Hong Kongers get it together 79 times a year, while the French manage it the most, at 137 times.

Another poll even suggested Hong Kong men prefer to go to work rather than have ***.

The frenetic work ethic in the former British colony is usually blamed for interfering with the course of nature.

But the paper said sociologists believe Chinese sensibilities, which deem discussion of *** even in school as taboo, are responsible.

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I just can't believe this!

"They don't know the physical changes associated with ***ual response, like males getting an erection," she added.

"Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts," Wong was quoted as telling the Sunday Morning Post. "They don't know where their *** organs are.

I think this is just plain stupidity! Di nila alam kung saan yung "Kuwan" nila? Overkill naman ata ito.

Pero sa tingin ko when it comes to things like this (yung S-E-X), lamang ang mga Pinoys dito! Nyee-he-he!

[falken]

=============================================== I just can't believe this!

"They don't know the physical changes associated with ***ual response, like males getting an erection," she added.

"Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts," Wong was quoted as telling the Sunday Morning Post. "They don't know where their *** organs are.

Parang di kapani-paniwala ah. How the hell does someone not know where their *** organs are?

[empy]

tara tsikoteers! let's all go to hongkong so we can teach them!

[chris_d]

Hehehe, cguro kc para sa kanila pang wee-wee lang un eh... satin kc sanay na tayo na exposed sa kung ano anong mga scandal at kung ano ano pa...

[chris_d]

Pero nakakapagtaka nga... havent they even seen dogs doing it? When I was a kid I saw my doggies having some nasty fun... that would at least give them some ideas!

[chua_riwap]

Kaya pala si FG sa HongKong "nag-exile". Baka nagturo.

[boybi]

tara tsikoteers! let's all go to hongkong so we can teach them!

hehe, don't worry, andun na yung mga HK Tsikoteers: IceColdBeer, 5Speed, Bongliza, etc.

[IceColdBeer]

Meron akong pinoy friend tinuruan nya sumisid yung officemate nya tuwang tuwa dahil yung GF nya daw napaiyak at gusto na cya pakasalan :bwahaha:

Marunong na siguro sila ngaun marami ng nagkalat na x-rated debede eh hehe.

[BlueBimmer]

hehe, don't worry, andun na yung mga HK Tsikoteers: IceColdBeer, 5Speed, Bongliza, etc.

im sure marami na naturuan mga yan haha

[IceColdBeer]

Si 5Speed marami na hehehe. Good boy ako dito, sa Manila ako nagkakalat hehehe. Sa totoo lang napakadaling bolahin mga chicks dito kahit na may asawa pa Ang nakakatakot lang kapag nainlove eh suicidal o kahit sa daan eh walang pakialam maglumpasay at umiyak hehehe.

[pawsacat]

and I thought ang mga chinese e maraming alam na potions/herbs and gadgets to increase their libido and other "stuff"

[need4speed]

and I thought ang mga chinese e maraming alam na potions/herbs and gadgets to increase their libido and other "stuff"

sa China siguro... pero dito sa HK... puro mga Workaholic... hehehe

[need4speed]

Si 5Speed marami na hehehe. Good boy ako dito, sa Manila ako nagkakalat hehehe. Sa totoo lang napakadaling bolahin mga chicks dito kahit na may asawa pa Ang nakakatakot lang kapag nainlove eh suicidal o kahit sa daan eh walang pakialam maglumpasay at umiyak hehehe.

parang nakita kita sa Macau ah... hi hi hi!!!
ano ba meron don?

[bluntman]

Punta tayo...parang "cultural exchange program"! Who's with me?

[IceColdBeer]

parang nakita kita sa Macau ah... hi hi hi!!!
ano ba meron don?

Hindi pa ako nakakapunta ng Macau Alam ko marami gimik doon.

[badkuk]

hmmm...there are about 2 billion chinese in the world. do you really think they're that clueless? B)

[empy]

i think we need to educate them on the finer points....puro wham-bam-thank-you-maam yata sila dun eh

[bongliza]

The thing is workaholic mga tao dito. They prefer working late in the office than working late with their partner. *** to them is a "responsibility" to their partner...he.he..he.... sorry ka na lang kung irresponsible ang partner mo...

[need4speed]

The thing is workaholic mga tao dito. They prefer working late in the office than working late with their partner. *** to them is a "responsibility" to their partner...he.he..he.... sorry ka na lang kung irresponsible ang partner mo...

yung mga irresponsible kasi pumupunta ng Macau... mura kasi eh...

Mga Hongkie Tsikoteers... EB naman diyan...

[stinkaboy]

notice ko lg when i was in HK, most good looking guys ang papangit ng mga gf nila :D