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  1. Join Date
    Apr 2005
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    #1
    A story to think about before the elections . . .

    While walking down the street a Philippine senator is tragically hit
    by a truck and dies.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
    there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
    you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," says the senator.

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll
    do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can
    choose where to spend eternity."

    "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

    "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
    down, down to hell.

    The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
    course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are
    all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
    shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
    getting rich at the expense of the people.

    They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
    champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is
    having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before the senator realizes
    it, it is time to go.

    Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St.
    Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven."

    So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
    moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
    good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
    St. Peter returns.

    "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
    choose your eternity."

    The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
    never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
    think I would be better off in hell."

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
    to hell.

    Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
    land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
    in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more
    trash falls from above.

    The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

    "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
    there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
    drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
    wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

    The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning
    ....Today, you voted."

    --
    "An ye harm none, do what ye will." - Wiccan Rede

  2. Join Date
    Jul 2006
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    #2
    I hope and pray that we all do my friend...

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    me too...

  4. Join Date
    Dec 2006
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    #4
    Let us vote for competent, trained, effective, principle centered (tama na balimbing), moral, spiritually sensitive, accountable ,servant leaders.

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    Quote Originally Posted by marjom915 View Post
    Let us vote for competent, trained, effective, principle centered (tama na balimbing), moral, spiritually sensitive, accountable ,servant leaders.
    I wish. But, Filipinos believe that election is a popularity contest.

  6. Join Date
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    #6
    Diba, if you think before you vote, chances are you won't vote for anyone locally? hehe....

    J/k

think before you vote...