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  1. Join Date
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    Take the Dante's Inferno Test. Maging honest lang ha!

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test2.mv

    I got Purgatory.

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Very High
    Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious High
    Level 9 Treacherous Low

    Disclaimer - This only for fun. Don't take it seriously.

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    Last edited by jjmd3_787; June 8th, 2010 at 09:27 AM. Reason: tao lang po . . .

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    Purgatory ako

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    LOL!

    Second Level of Hell

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    I was sent to the First level of hell. Lol.
    Last edited by renzo_d10; June 8th, 2010 at 11:42 AM.

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    i was sent to..

    Third Level of Hell

    In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

    i thought i would be in a higher level hahaha
    Last edited by c_cube; June 8th, 2010 at 11:35 AM.

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    Your fate has been decided....

    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


    dyan ako

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    [SIZE=2]Fascinating! Here's what I got...
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    [SIZE=2]First Level of Hell - Limbo[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.[/SIZE]


    [SIZE=2]Oh boy... eternal sadness. Hehehe!
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    level 2.

    [SIZE=4]remember kids, papa :evil:satan loves you![/SIZE]

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    2nd level din

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    I think I took this test all too seriously...



    Fifth Level of Hell

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    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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    Idol ko si Galactus! hahaha!!

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    Bakit ganito?

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

    nyahahaha :hysterical:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    Idol ko si Galactus! hahaha!!
    I guess you have a new idol by now. ^^^ :hysterical:

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    #15
    Ewan ko bakit ganyan. hahaha. Sinagutan ko lang naman yung questions

    Ganyan ba ako kasama :hysterical:

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    Mabait naman ako a.. :angel:

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

    Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

    This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

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    I sent the test to a certain politician and this is her reply:
    Shet naman. I landed in the 10th Level. Originally pala thish wash not there, but when I took the tesht, the reshult made gulo the whole ek-ek. Sho it created the 10th Level: "Where the former Philippine president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and her cronies reside. Even Satan steers clear from here lest he lose his pitchfork, tail and horns." Shet naman.
    - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

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    #18
    level 2 lang ako. not too bad.

Where in Hell do you belong?