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    #2

    ang ni-rape patay, ang mga testigo patay na din....

    pag naipatawag nila sa korte ung biktima para sa cross examination.....

    Atty: Matuturo mo ba kung asa loob ng korte ang taong lumapastangan sayo
    Patay: deadma sa tanong


    Sana ginawa na lang legal ang bulag ay pwede mag drive, at least yun alam kong nakakuha ng drivers license sa LTO.

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    Ayos sa mga hirit... masabi lang na may ginagawa.

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    Maybe the effort of pushing for a bill would be better spent in pushing for stiffer penalties for rape, murder, etc? ...like getting back the death penalty.

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    #5
    parakayos sa gadan

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    Anyone realized that that's necrophilia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    Anyone realized that that's necrophilia?

    siguro pareho kami ng napanood ni arroyo, ng pinilahan ng 7 dwarfs si snow white

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    langya bill ni pandak ah..........

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    Naku, patay si Edward Cullen at si Bella Swan!

    Come to think of it, the words "stiffer" and "dead" are almost redundant terms. Haha!
    Last edited by Altis6453; July 25th, 2013 at 06:27 PM.

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    Stiffer? Dead?

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    No need for Viagra, I guess.

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...

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    pwedeng movie title yan '*** with the Dead'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    pwedeng movie title yan '*** with the Dead'.
    It's called Necrophilia

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    gusto ko sana i-relate ito sa 'stiff' neck ni gma.

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    Natatakot siguro siya, baka ramdam na niya na malapit na siyang mamatay. Oy pandak, matagal ka pa! Masamang damo matagal mamatay!

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    #16
    Epitaph of old couple who were married for 50 years:

    On the man's tomb:
    Here lies my wife. Cold as ever.

    On the wife's tomb:
    Here lies my husband. Stiff at last!

    )

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    ang etits, habang ginagamit dapat stiff, pagkatapos magamit dead

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    from stiff penalties to stiff neck and now stiff eitts.

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    dapat ipagbawal na nire renta ang patay para may pasugal. last week may burol sa soler area yata sa sidewalk pa. may alikabok na ang kabaong. ginagamit para dahilan magpasugal out in the open. siguro andun pa. kahit tanghaling tapat may sugal. unli in da filifins

Gloria Arroyo Wants Stiffer Penalties For Having *** With The Dead