What is your current net worth?

[Syuryuken]

or politician, customs official, BIR official, or DENR official..

pwede ring yung finders ng abu sayyaf.. hehehe..


syanga pala may bago nang leader ang abu sayyaf.. hanapin nyo na agad para maka pasok na kayo sa "more than 10M" bracket..

Hindi maganda tong comment mo, para sa akin napaka-iresponsable. FYI maraming tsikoteer na mayayaman, businessman, executives etc....

[Galactus]

Parang alam ko kung sino yung isa dun sa over 10 million...si Airshaq! Kasi, meron syang dalawang TT di ba? (Audi TT, masyado kayong green-minded ha?) Hehehe

[mazdamazda]

wow.. mukhang totoo nga na na rich get richer and the poor gets poorer based on the outcome of the ongoing polls around 63% of the votes are taken by those whose net worth are below 100k and those above 10 million..


so tsikoteers here are either riding a raggedy old kia pride/80's sedan, or a brand new e BMW X5

If you have a car... regardless if it is an old Kia Pride or not... then I don't think that you can consider yourself as poor. Heck, if you have your own computer and can access Tsikot from home then you are not as poor as you think you are. That is just self-pity.

By the way, what is wrong with having a brand new X5? If people worked hard for it then I don't think that you can condemn them if they can really afford those items.

[yuichi]

baka BIR to........

[ekimonk]

mahirap magpapoll ng assets.not unless e post ang assets and liabilities ng posters dito saka palang magiging valid ang poll.kaya thread starter, mali padin ang conclusion mo

sir assets is not equal to net worth..

net worth = assets - liabilities

[Lucius]

Hindi maganda tong comment mo, para sa akin napaka-iresponsable. FYI maraming tsikoteer na mayayaman, businessman, executives etc....

Oo nga. Just try to browse ung mga threads on gadgets. Dito mo makikita ung mga natural na mayaman, mga yumaman sa pagsisikap and ung mga yayaman pa lang. Lahat dito masipag. Pati sa gabi masipag hehehehehe

Ang WALA PA dito sa tsikot mga pulis at politicians.

[LexTer]

this thread is familiar...


nice one, mike01~99

http://www.grupotoyota.com.ph/board/...light=#1249971

hehehe

buhay pa ba ito?

[Syuryuken]

buhay pa ba ito?

Sino? si mike???

[LexTer]

Sino? si mike???

hahaha. oo sya nga.

[spiff]

If you have a car... regardless if it is an old Kia Pride or not... then I don't think that you can consider yourself as poor. Heck, if you have your own computer and can access Tsikot from home then you are not as poor as you think you are. That is just self-pity.

By the way, what is wrong with having a brand new X5? If people worked hard for it then I don't think that you can condemn them if they can really afford those items.

whoever mentioned anything that it was wrong to buy an x5?

[nicolodeon]

whoever mentioned anything that it was wrong to buy an x5?

Spiff, Mazdamazda is referring to the following post by ekimonk

wow.. mukhang totoo nga na na rich get richer and the poor gets poorer based on the outcome of the ongoing polls around 63% of the votes are taken by those whose net worth are below 100k and those above 10 million..

so tsikoteers here are either riding a raggedy old kia pride/80's sedan, or a brand new e BMW X5

Mazdamazda most probably noticed/noted a sarcasm behind the said post so he provided his opinion as a mod and view as a member.

Now if nobody said there is something wrong with buying an X5 then let the matter rest gentlemen.

Peace out.

[vctradingcubao]

Ang problema, lahat ng tao walang kasiyahan. Kahit siguro me 10M up na net assets ka, di ka pa rin makontento. Gusto mo, 10M dollars. Ako nga tumataya sa lotto parati para makatikim naman ng magandang tsikot, kaya lang, pag tumama ako, problema naman kung ano tsikot bibilhin ko, X5 kaya, or Ferrari?

Share ko lang tong story ng "The Mexican Fisherman":

"The Mexican Fisherman"
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican
village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.

Inside the small boat were several large tuna. The American complimented
the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to
catch them. The Mexican replied, "Only a little while, Senor."

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more
fish?"

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my
children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each
evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You are
obviously a very talented guy. You should spend more time fishing. With
the proceeds, you could buy a bigger boat. Then with the proceeds from
the bigger boat you could buy several boats and eventually you would
have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a
middleman you would sell directly to the processor and eventually open
your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and
distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village
and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run
your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "How long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

"But what then, Senor?"

The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is
right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the
public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions, Senor? Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal
fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with
your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the
evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your friends."

[chua_riwap]

Sino? si mike???

Hmmmm........pwede.

Ekimonk? Binaliktad lang yung Mike = Ekim? + onk

[BlueBimmer]

wala atang buhay itong taong ito..pagbigyan na natin, tsikot lang ata nagbibigay sa kanya ng kasiyahan sa kanyang miserableng buhay

[mhelskie]

Ang problema, lahat ng tao walang kasiyahan. Kahit siguro me 10M up na net assets ka, di ka pa rin makontento. Gusto mo, 10M dollars. Ako nga tumataya sa lotto parati para makatikim naman ng magandang tsikot, kaya lang, pag tumama ako, problema naman kung ano tsikot bibilhin ko, X5 kaya, or Ferrari?

Share ko lang tong story ng "The Mexican Fisherman":

"The Mexican Fisherman"
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican
village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.

Inside the small boat were several large tuna. The American complimented
the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to
catch them. The Mexican replied, "Only a little while, Senor."

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more
fish?"

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my
children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each
evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You are
obviously a very talented guy. You should spend more time fishing. With
the proceeds, you could buy a bigger boat. Then with the proceeds from
the bigger boat you could buy several boats and eventually you would
have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a
middleman you would sell directly to the processor and eventually open
your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and
distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village
and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run
your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "How long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

"But what then, Senor?"

The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is
right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the
public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions, Senor? Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal
fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with
your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the
evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your friends."

very nice story paikot ikot lang ang mundo ehehehe

[moneywhiz]

panu kung exactly 2 million pesos ang net worth mo?

dun ka ba sa between 1 and 2 million, o dun sa between 2 and 3 million?

kung may kilala kang may P 2,000,001 na net asset, umutang ka sa kanya ng P0.50 para pareho kayong between 2 and 3 million

[chieffy]

marami akong liabilities eh...bahagian ko kayo gusto nyo?

[funkngruvn]

Filipino Accounting Terms ****

English
Pilipino Translation

Asset
Ari

Fixed Asset
Aring Nakatirik

Liquid Asset
Aring Tumutulo

Written-off Asset
Aring Pinutol

Cut-off time
Oras ng Pagputol

Depreciation
Pagkalaspag ng Ari

Fully Depreciated Asset
Aring Laspag na Laspag

Earning Asset
Aring Ganado Pa

Non-Earning Asset
Aring Baldado Na

Owned Asset
Sariling Ari

Other Asset
Ari ng Iba

Miscellaneous Entry
Mga Aring Pinagsamasama

Erroneous Entry
Mali ang Pagkapasok

Double Entry
Dalawa ang Pinasukan

Multiple Entry
Labas-Pasok

Correcting Entry
Itinama ang Pagpasok

Reversing Entry
Baliktad ang Pasok

Tangible Asset
Aring Nasasalat

Dispensed
Nilabasan

Undispensed
Hindi Nilabasan



Kaya mahirap maging tagalog ang accounting!

Note: Sorry mods, couldn't help it. Please feel free to delete this if it is offensive to others.

syempre ngayon ko lang nabasa.. pero hahahahahahaha :hysterical: