Watched Jay Leno kaninang lunch, Jay is interviewing George Bush (impersonator), some of the funny lines:

JL: Mr. President, what do you hope to accomplish in this second debate?
GB: I want to build on the accomplishments in the first debate.

JL: And what were your accomplishments in the first debate?
GB: I successfully lowered the expectations for the second debate.

JL: How will you address the economy?
GB: Hi economy!

JL: What will you do to bring down the prices of a barrel of oil?
GB: Make smaller barrels?

:bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: