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  • Yes, it happens to the best of us

    21 91.30%

  • No, my stream is always straight and true

    2 8.70%

  • I urinate sitting down

    0 0%
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    November 12th, 2006 08:40 PM #1
    Nangyari na ba sa inyo ito?

    You urinate and the urine comes out as two separate streams?

    What did you do? Did you still manage to deposit everything in the toilet?


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    November 12th, 2006 08:43 PM #2
    many times hehehehe... try to push more pressure nalang para bumukas ng husto hhahaha... Ano kaya nasa utak mo doc.. ok ka sa topic ahh hehehe..
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    November 12th, 2006 08:59 PM #3
    ayos na naman sa thread si doc, parang iyon "Jumebs thread" niya din

    naranasan ko na din ..pisil pisilin mo na lang muna bago mo ilabas
    para sa isang malakas sa isang direction :naughty2:
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    November 12th, 2006 09:07 PM #4
    Aha-ha-ha! Okay na naman ito......mahabang thread na naman ito! Akalo ko tungkol sa Pasko topic: JINGLE JETS.


    Pag nangyari sa akin, pinipisil-pisil ko rin, habang na-jingle, para mawala yung "separate streams", tapos sabay, iri ng may konting pressure (wag lang masyado, at baka ebs na yung lumabas.... )


    Yung mga hindi pa "binyagan", palagay ko madalas mangyari yan. Separate streams? Ehe-he!
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    November 12th, 2006 09:09 PM #5
    madalas din ako maganyan. hehehe. pero ung isa sigurado shoot, wag lang sana mangyayari ung parehong hindi shoot. hehehe
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    November 12th, 2006 09:10 PM #6
    after the Plane thread (na nagpasakit ng ULO), heto na naman masakit din sa ULO (especially at 3:00 in the morning!!!)
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    November 12th, 2006 11:33 PM #7
    Bakit sa Poll, merong "I urinate sitting down"? He-he! Langya, di ba itong thread pan-lalaki lang?

    Pero mga Arabo, ganyan umihi.......nakaupo.
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    November 13th, 2006 12:01 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    Bakit sa Poll, merong "I urinate sitting down"? He-he! Langya, di ba itong thread pan-lalaki lang?

    Pero mga Arabo, ganyan umihi.......nakaupo.
    kahit mga ibang pinoy muslim natin na lalaki sa PInas..mga paupo mag jingle
    sa quiapo dami ko dati nakikita
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    November 13th, 2006 01:41 AM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by OTEP View Post
    Nangyari na ba sa inyo ito?

    You urinate and the urine comes out as two separate streams?

    What did you do? Did you still manage to deposit everything in the toilet?

    nangyayari yan sa akin minsan pag bagong gising ako. kaya ako natatagalan sa banya kasi nililinisan ko pa ang toilet bowl pagkatapos kasi kalat-kalat yung jingle.
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    November 13th, 2006 02:26 AM #10
    Madalas rin mangyari sa kin 'to. Ang nakakainis, minsan single jet naman pero tabingi pa rin yung buga kaya sablay pa rin. Tapos sisitahin ka nung mga kasambahay mo na babae kung bakit ihi na nga lang di pa mashoot sa inidoro.
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    November 13th, 2006 03:19 AM #11
    hahahaha... kaya dapat talaga sa bahay may urinals talaga ala starbucks set-up... para walang hit & miss...
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    November 13th, 2006 03:35 AM #12
    jingle jet, jingle jet ..

    jingle all the way

    Merry Christmas.

    nagcng ako ngayon ..napawiwi ako .naalala ko thread na ito

    pero wala naman nag dalawang direction kasi pisil na muna
    before ko i buga
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    November 13th, 2006 08:04 AM #13
    Isa lang naman dahilan kung bakit nangyayari yan eh...
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    November 13th, 2006 08:31 AM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by OTEP View Post
    Nangyari na ba sa inyo ito?

    You urinate and the urine comes out as two separate streams?

    What did you do? Did you still manage to deposit everything in the toilet?

    Urologist ka ba Doc OTEP?

    Part ba ito ng iyong study?

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    November 13th, 2006 08:36 AM #15
    Jingle Jets AMP!

    OO, nangyari na sa akin yan. Yan ata yung nangyayari pag medyo nagdikit yung butas ng pututoy mo.
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    November 13th, 2006 11:32 AM #16
    it happens. ung nakakainis is ung pag jet e nakaturo sa paa/pantalon mo -- di mo pa mamamalayan agad if you're wearing dark pants, or kung bagong gising; when you get that 'warm' sensation, it's too late :D


    a little OT: nabasa ko sa isang mag dati, there was this French guy who had two d*cks.

    pano kaya kung medyo dumikit ung butas ng both members? e di four jets na un, mala kalabaw!
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    November 13th, 2006 11:35 AM #17
    hindi ko nagegets?

    dba isa lang nman ang butas??

    and

    bakit nangyayari yung 2 streams?
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    November 13th, 2006 11:51 AM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by badkuk View Post
    pano kaya kung medyo dumikit ung butas ng both members? e di four jets na un, mala kalabaw!
    Double exhaust.
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    November 13th, 2006 08:04 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by badkuk View Post
    it happens. ung nakakainis is ung pag jet e nakaturo sa paa/pantalon mo -- di mo pa mamamalayan agad if you're wearing dark pants, or kung bagong gising; when you get that 'warm' sensation, it's too late :D
    Hahaha! Sobrang bad trip nga pag nangyari yan lalo pag nasa public place ka. Yuck!
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    November 13th, 2006 08:20 PM #20
    boys lang ba ang meron jingle jets? ang girls ba hindi?
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