SELFITIS: a mental disorder taking "selfies"

[chua_riwap]

yung daw panay ang "selfie".....may sapak sa ulo. ha-hah!


AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION MAKES IT OFFICIAL: ?SELFIE? A MENTAL DISORDER | The Adobo Chronicles

AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION MAKES IT OFFICIAL: ‘SELFIE’ A MENTAL DISORDER


Chicago, Illinois - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially confirmed what many people thought all along: taking ‘selfies’ is a mental disorder.

The APA made this classification during its annual board of directors meeting in Chicago. The disorder is called selfitis, and is defined as the obsessive compulsive desire to take photos of one’s self and post them on social media as a way to make up for the lack of self-esteem and to fill a gap in intimacy.

APA said there are three levels of the disorder:

Borderline selfitis : taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day but not posting them on social media
Acute selfitis: taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day and posting each of the photos on social media
Chronic selfitis: Uncontrollable urge to take photos of one’s self round the clock and posting the photos on social media more than six times a day
According to the APA, while there is currently no cure for the disorder, temporary treatment is available through Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT). The other good news is that CBT is covered under Obamacare.

This is unwelcome news for Makati City in the Philippines, especially for its mayor, Junjun Binay, son of the incumbent vice president. Makati was recently named selfie capital of the world by Time Magazine. The mayor even organized a ticker tape parade after his city was bestowed the rare honor.

[CLAVEL3699]

Yung post nang kung ano ano... basta makapagpost lang kahit nga score sa PBA ipost eh. Anong tawag dun?

[chua_riwap]

Yung post nang kung ano ano... basta makapagpost lang kahit nga score sa PBA ipost eh. Anong tawag dun?

retzsilitis........:rofl:

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[CLAVEL3699]

^ Ano yan may toyo sa utak? or may suka sa utak?

[Ry_Tower]

^ Ano yan may toyo sa utak? or may suka sa utak?

Puwede din may kalyo, manhid eh.

[jick.cejoco]

Narcissistic
Masyadong hanga sa sarili
Walang gaanong ginagawa at bored
May SLA syndrome(severe lack of attention)


Nakiki wi-fi lang

[CLAVEL3699]

Narcissistic
Masyadong hanga sa sarili
Walang gaanong ginagawa at bored
May SLA syndrome(severe lack of attention)



Nakiki wi-fi lang

Ahhhhh... katulad nang kung san san ang sinasabi nasa binondo tapos nasa MOA at pati pagkain nang JCO at starbucks kailangan pa ipagyabang... Kulang pala sa attention ang tawag dun.

eh yung pinagyayabang na mas madali magbenta nang property kesa kumausap nang contractor? ano tawag dun?

[dr. d]

Narcissistic
Masyadong hanga sa sarili
Walang gaanong ginagawa at bored
May SLA syndrome(severe lack of attention)
Nakiki wi-fi lang

give it to them yanks. blame everything on someone else or on a disease entity..
ayaw amining narciso lang talaga..
heh heh.

[jick.cejoco]

Pati ano ang kinakain
Kung ano ang suot na reloj
Kung ano ang naging love life (lust life)
Tsismoso lang talaga


Nakiki wi-fi lang

[ozcity]

Yung kulang na lang pati pag punta sa toilet e ipopost..hahahah

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[jodski]

^ dami rin nag post ng selfie na ganyan now lahat na. Bagong ligo kailangan malaman ng madla :rofl:

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[chua_riwap]

may nauuso pa raw.
yung selfie after ***.

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[170kphlang]

retzsilitis........:rofl:

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gaya ng tonsilitis na pwede alisin ng doctor, pwede din alisin yan ng mod :D


btt: selfie i think it's more of narcie and self-centrie or KSPie
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[170kphlang]

Ahhhhh... katulad nang kung san san ang sinasabi nasa binondo tapos nasa MOA at pati pagkain nang JCO at starbucks kailangan pa ipagyabang... Kulang pala sa attention ang tawag dun.

eh yung pinagyayabang na mas madali magbenta nang property kesa kumausap nang contractor? ano tawag dun?

eto sagot diyan sir clavel:




:D

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Technology to cater people with selfitis

[_Cathy_]

Yesterday I saw for the second time a pole like selfie device. I thought it was a joke when I first saw it, but it seems like it's increasing in popularity.

[SiRbossR]

Feeling naka go pro ung mga naka monopod

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[Ry_Tower]

Yesterday I saw for the second time a pole like selfie device. I thought it was a joke when I first saw it, but it seems like it's increasing in popularity.

Dami nga ganyan. Nung sunday pati sa loob nang sinehan meron nag-seselfie. Sabi tuloy nang anako ko, "pa, baka may problema sa pag-iisip mga yan, vain na masyado eh". Tumawa na lang ako at sinabi ko huwag na siya mag-comment.

[Syuryuken]

bago kumain sa resto selfie muna
pag nakapunta sa bagong bukas na mall selfie din
kahit lalakeng malaki ang katawan pagkagaling ng gym nagseselfie din

andami na palang may sakit sa utak.

[holdencaulfield]

may tanong ako sa mga mahilig mag selfie...

kung kayo ay papipiliin,

saan kayo makikipag selfie?

sa tigre o sa cobra?