The Top 10 Signs Your SUV Is Too Damn Big

[mikaztro]

10. Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."

9. It doubles as a carport for your Honda Civic.

8. The hotel valet parking service thought your vehicle was a hearse

7. You need to put on your running shoes to reach the driver's seat.

6. People riding at the back is in a different time zone.

5. It double as an armoured vehicle & safety vault for your families assets

4. NASA Sattelite thought it was a moving Boeing 747.

3. Mortgage payment = P50,000. Gas receipts = P80,000

2. Due to new military intel that has narrowed the search down to the inside of your vehicle, President Bush remains confident that Osama Bin Laden will someday be found.

and the Number 1 Sign Your SUV Is Too Damn Big...

1. The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.

[kingkaboodles]

:bwahaha:
bigla kong naalala yung commercial nung isang SUV.., yung sumasabit sa traffic light pag dumadaan, tapos yung babae nalalaglag pag bumababa nang SUV.