University Insults!!

[allen_the_great]

while i was on my way to ateneo, i was tuned in to RX and chico and delamar's topic for the morning was TOP 10 university insults.. ang saya ng topic! kakatawa sobra. would just like to share 1 with you

Situation: UST after defeating ADMU

UST crowd in the coliseum: (chanting) We're going to the finals! We're going to the finals!

ADMU crowd in retaliation: (chanting) Kung may jeep! Kung may jeep!

sorry sa mga taga USTE.. just a joke that i thot was worth sharing hehe

peace tayo dito

[kyle618]

haha not bad.

[ts1n1ta]

hehehe.... nde ko gets. hehehehe

[BlueGirl]

hehehe.... nde ko gets. hehehehe

baka naman hindi sila makakapunta ng araneta ng walang jeep..so jeep lang ba ang sasakyan ng mga taga uste?excuse me,lahat ba ng atenista nakakotse???!!!!hahaha..joke! peace!

[allen_the_great]

yeah.. un ung punchline.. kasi apparently de-jeep daw pumunta mga tomasians..

hehe take it for what it is.. it's just a joke.. no hard feelings.. hehe

[BlueGirl]

yeah.. un ung punchline.. kasi apparently de-jeep daw pumunta mga tomasians..

hehe take it for what it is.. it's just a joke.. no hard feelings.. hehe

yeah joke lang naman,

[Bogeyman]

Sabi ng isang Lasalista na kilala ko, weird daw pag nilagay sa chant ang UP. Since two letters lang, parang bitin daw. Sigaw ka ng U!...P!...? Bitin nga. :D

I remember this old joke told to me by a nutty classmate long ago...

An Atenean and a Lasallite were in a restroom relieving themselves. As the Atenean afterwards went to the sink to clean himself, he noticed the Lasallite didn't. The Atenean remarked, "Where I come from, we were taught to wash our hands after taking a piss."

The Lasallite replied, "Well, where I come from, we were told not to piss on our hands."

[batang_raon14]

Hehe... meron din dati nun college insults naman..

Letran tinalo Benilde sa NCAA

Letran: Pangit kayo, gwapo kami!

Benilde: Tuition niyo baon namin!

sorry din sa mga na-mention na colleges... hehe can't help but remember it the moment na nanotice ko 'tong thread na 'to.

[BlueGirl]

siguro ok din dito sa thread na ito yung mga jokes tungkol sa mga universities..diba dami noon?basta dapat walang pikon..just for fun...

[bunge]

If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money,go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.

peace.

[bunge]

Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

[bunge]

A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.

La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.

Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.

San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.

UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

[bunge]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?

In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know what particular schools attended the big celebration.
Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and where he found them?

UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual

UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn

UP Manila - they were into "drugs"

Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling

La Salle - they were eavesdropping

San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroom with some Paulinians

St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans

La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians

Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians

Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans like always

Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving

St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom

CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry

St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner

UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner

UST - they were everywhere

FEU - they were nowhere

MLQU - sob! They were not invited

San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?

AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters

[bunge]

Reaksyon ng mga estudyante kapag nakakita ng prostitute

UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
San Beda: how much?
PWU: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!

[bunge]

School's reaction when flooded

La Salle: Oh my God its baha!
Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
UP: **** pare baha!
PUP: Tara ligo tayo!

[bunge]

Reaction upon the loss of a wallet


DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

[bunge]

How do you know students by smell?

DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol

[bunge]

Bracelet ng mga estudyante

La Salle: Philip Cartier
Benilde: Tennis bracelet
CRC: Tiffany
UST: Silver works
UE: friendship bracelet
PUP: rubber band
FEU: tattoo

[LexTer]

hahahaha. nice! buti ayos lang sa pinangalingan kong school yung natapat sa kanya. hehehe

[GlennSter]

ang sasama niyo...hahaha