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    July 6th, 2011 10:41 PM #1
    lol....no more trickling.
    sa tagalog, wala nang tulo.

    makisali tayo.....

    eto sa 'kin

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    Belo wants name for vagina-tightening machine



    MANILA, Philippines - Like-A-Virgin? V-Tite? Petite Pepay Producer? or how about Vagnet?

    Celebrity dermatologist Dr. Vicky Belo set Twitter on fire Wednesday after she asked for people's advice on naming a new machine bought by the Belo Group.

    The device allegedly tightens a woman's vagina.

    "Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets . Need a name for it help!" Belo said.

    Suggestions started coming in moments after Belo's tweet.

    "CoochTite," said *ricotheque.

    "How about VATIGHTNA?" celebrity reporter *ogiediaz said.

    "How about vagitite?" asked *dancayaba.

    "Dear ma'am *vicki_belo: How does Happy Hymen sound? Wholesome siya. Parang Happy Lemon lang," said *diskodiablo.

    "Kegel Keps!" suggested *mrsunlawyer.
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    July 6th, 2011 10:48 PM #2
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    ano sa palagay nyo? makisali tayo.....

    eto sa 'kin

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    - pookytight

    HAHAHAHAH...!!!she's crazy, I guess mga magiging suki na dyan e yung mga celebrities na "nabiyak" na nung mga dati nilang partners, syempre for thier new partners para good impression, uy tightness pa siya!
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    July 6th, 2011 10:55 PM #3
    Birkin

    kasi pag natuwa yung guy sa tightness ng vagina ng girl bibigyan ng guy si girl ng Hermes Birkin

    hehehe
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    July 6th, 2011 10:56 PM #4
    tsaka mga matrona

    siya siguro unang pasyente, para kay Hayden.......
    "Hayden....masikip na 'ko....."
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    July 6th, 2011 11:06 PM #5
    baket kelangan pa ng pampasikip? di ba sila marunong mag muscle control?

    or sa sobra luwag di na makuha sa muscle control?
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    July 6th, 2011 11:11 PM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by uls View Post
    Birkin

    kasi pag natuwa yung guy sa tightness ng vagina ng girl bibigyan ng guy si girl ng Hermes Birkin

    hehehe
    candidate for Tsikots word of the day: "tightness ng vagina"

    parang fanbelt....nyahahaha...jk.
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    July 6th, 2011 11:18 PM #7
    MAKAHIYA



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    July 6th, 2011 11:49 PM #8
    magnet pampasikip ng keps?
    pa'no kaya ginagamit ito? south pole...north pole.

    ha-ha!
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    July 7th, 2011 12:06 AM #9
    IPITITI

    hehehe!
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    July 7th, 2011 12:08 AM #10
    maganda tawag dyan.

    SiKEPS
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    July 7th, 2011 12:10 AM #11
    made in china ba yan?

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    July 7th, 2011 12:10 AM #12
    ^ sikeps? pwede!
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    July 7th, 2011 12:14 AM #13
    maganda tawag dyan.

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    July 7th, 2011 01:00 AM #14
    Package deal siguro yung mag avail. Si Hayden daw mag test drive kung successful ang procedure.
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    July 7th, 2011 01:15 AM #15
    what about...VULVAM... Virginal Ultra-Tight Vagina(l) Machine, sounds make sense...
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    July 7th, 2011 01:46 AM #16
    kung magnet ang gamit. di kaya ilalagay yung negative and poaitive sa magkabilang pisngi para lagi magkadikit?para sumikip? hehehe just kidding
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    July 7th, 2011 02:55 AM #17
    "sikikip"

    or, since magnet ang gamit,

    "magnetight"
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    July 7th, 2011 06:34 AM #18
    so far, here are the "entries"......

    - titekeps
    - pookytights
    - ipititi
    - sikeps
    - antiwanglu
    - vulvam
    - sikikip
    - magnetight
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    July 7th, 2011 10:43 AM #19
    Vagi-tightener, yan ang aking entry!
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    July 7th, 2011 10:58 AM #20
    Pro-grip
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