Experience in a Spa - Funny, wholesome or otherwise

[dreamur]

I'll go first.

One time in Bangkok after a 1.5 hour thai massage, I heard the lady attendant telling me -

P3nis, p3nis!

I was a little surprised but realizing I was in Bangkok I got a little naughty but thought better of it and told the girl - no, no, I'm good. But she insisted and pull my shoulder -

P3nis, p3nis!!!

Then I realized she meant Finished!

I was a bit embarassed so I got up and gave her a tip and went out to settle the bills.

[holdencaulfield]

since spa stories, sakin twisted nga lang.

meron dito saming kilalang spakol noon nung hayskul ako pangalan "zsa-zsa".

badtrip yung nerd naming klasmeyt kasi sinumbong kami sa peyrents namin.

ang pagkakaintindi niya pag nagkakayayaan kami at minemention namin yung "zsa-zsa" eh code namin para sa "sha-shabu".

ayun, pina-drugtest kami.

gulpi si nerd.

[wezz_zzew]

Never been to spakol but I often visit legit spa.
Sa iloilo meron ako pinupuntahan na spa and meron dun na isang attendant na kung humagod sa binti talagang dadaplisan yung potoytoy mo ng maraming beses.
One time biniro ko by asking, "ano pa ibang service nyo dito maliban sa massage " sumagot ng; "hi,hi,hi, anong service ang tinutukoy mo sir? wala na po kami ibang service dito". A little disappointed, sinabi ko na lang; "di ba meron din kayo footspa, facial and body scrub?" "Ay yun po ba sir, oo meron po." Since nawalan na din ako ng "L" sinabi ko na lang na "sige next time try ko din yung mga yun" after that night hindi na ulit ako bumalik dun sa spa na yun.

Legit spa's pumupunta kami dalawa ni Esmi and sabay kami nagpapa massage dyan sa may harap ng Star Mall LP.

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Never been to spakol but I often visit legit spa.
Sa iloilo meron ako pinupuntahan na spa and meron dun na isang attendant na kung humagod sa binti talagang dadaplisan yung potoytoy mo ng maraming beses.
One time biniro ko by asking, "ano pa ibang service nyo dito maliban sa massage " sumagot ng; "hi,hi,hi, anong service ang tinutukoy mo sir? wala na po kami ibang service dito". A little disappointed, sinabi ko na lang; "di ba meron din kayo footspa, facial and body scrub?" "Ay yun po ba sir, oo meron po." Since nawalan na din ako ng "L" sinabi ko na lang na "sige next time try ko din yung mga yun" after that night hindi na ulit ako bumalik dun sa spa na yun.

Legit spa's pumupunta kami dalawa ni Esmi and sabay kami nagpapa massage dyan sa may harap ng Star Mall LP.

[Juan Martinez]

a kumpare from the province visited me once at my place of assignment. after having one drink too many in a "nice" bar, off we hopped into "this" spa. while we were on our way home, my friend blurted out that the masseuse asked him after the massage "happy ending, sir," he innocently replied, "yes happy ending," then without much ceremony she grabbed his capital and it happened. he gave her a handsome tip after, but was incredulous relating to me his good fortune. he thought the girl meant if he was happy of the massage. I told him, "pare, dito, a happy ending is really a happy ending."

[joey_ed27]

On a legit spa. Usually the therapist would ask me if the pressure is enough or I want it harder? Sabi ko lang I want it hard because madami daw "lamig". Before I knew it I was grinding my teeth sa diin ng siko nya sa likod ko. The next day my back looked like a map sa dami na pasa.

Now when a therapist ask me if Im ok with the amount of pressure she puts. I just jokingly tell her, sisigaw na lang ako pag sobra na. Hehe.

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On a legit spa. Usually the therapist would ask me if the pressure is enough or I want it harder? Sabi ko lang I want it hard. Before I knew it I was grinding my teeth sa diin ng siko nya sa likod ko. The next my back looked like a map sa dami na pasa.

Now when a therapist ask me if Im ok with the amount of pressure she puts. I just jokingly tell her, sisigaw na lang ako pag sobra na. Hehe.

[1D4LV]

sa espakol walang kakaibang experience.
sa the spa sa atc, nasubukan ko ng makulong sa steam room....

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sa espakol walang kakaibang experience.
sa the spa sa atc, nasubukan ko ng makulong sa steam room....

[Altis6453]

Tried SONEVA along Tomas Morato before. Legit. Kaya lang yung attendant masakit ang hagod.

[Altis6453]

Tried SONEVA along Tomas Morato before. Legit. Kaya lang yung attendant masakit ang hagod. After that, puro foot massage nalang ako.

[ninjababez]

Kaming magbabarkada nung high school, nagkayayaan mag beer house. After nun yung pinaka senior sa amin (3x 4th year), nagyaya sa pasay massage daw, spakol pala. Nung una pahaging sa sweet spot ko si ate, ako naman chill lang (di na kasi ako virgin at ang dumi ng tingin ko sa kanila). Tapos nainis ako kasi gusto ko masahe lang eh sya gusto maski wala daw bayad (sinabihan pala ng friend ko anak ako ni congressman lol). Nagalit at nagpapalit ako, dumating matanda mga late 30's na babae at pinahiran ako ng langis na mabaho (amoy coconut oil). Ok na sana tiis lang kasi masarap naman masahe. Eh biglang may tumunog na wang wang na akala mo pinalilibutan yun building, takbuhan kami palabas mga naka towel at yun isa namin barkada walang damit tigas t!t! pa

[Juan Martinez]

^wala bang nadala sa presinto sa inyo bro? 😃

[ninjababez]

Wala naman bro. Forgot to mention di nga pala raid nangyari, fire trucks lang. Btw sa malibay pasay ito if youre familiar sa area.

[gundam]

Tried SONEVA along Tomas Morato before. Legit. Kaya lang yung attendant masakit ang hagod. After that, puro foot massage nalang ako.

NakakademO:-)yo din minsan kahit foot lang. Pag boobsie tapos sarap ng hagod, tapos didikit sa boobs accidentally or intentionally.

[dreamur]

Here's another share, somewhere in Mindanao naman. This time with a group of friends and one of the guys asked for a happy ending. Hindj yata nagkaintindihan sa presyo nagalit un babae tinapon ung pera sa mukha ng friend ko sabay sabi -

"Ang barat mo ang liit pa ng pototoy mo!"

Hangang ngayon tawanan pa rin pag nagkita kaming magkabarkada.

[BratPAQ]

Dati sa abroad, nagpa massage ako, then the lady offered "urut bati" which I think is a legit massage for p3nis to loosen it's veins. Of course it always end up with a bang. Didn't realize that they will pull it, squeeze it, even pull the skin on your ball sack. It was painful, but at the end they will make you cum.

[dreamur]

Could be similar to lingam massage? Havent tried this one though but curious in a way.

[holdencaulfield]

yung mga cheap spakol sa kalookan noon pag tapos na nung session at labas na yung masahista, inaangat ko yung matress ng kama tapos iniihian ko hehe